the end of the world!!!

nasa has identified a massive asteroid on a collision course with earth!

humanity is doomed! we have exactly 2 hours until impact!!!


WHAT DO YOU DO?!

 

I would call up ben affleck........ I think he can handle asteroids

 

laugh. because it don't exactly work that way.

but all the idiots who want a predestined doom so they can deny the involvement of their own values in creating the conditions we're all subject to, ought to be happy to have gotten their wish.

=^^=
.../\...

 

Tell every one I know I love them then get drunk and stoned while waiting for impact.

 

whoa...i was just curious to see what people would want to do with their last hours...i wasn't being at all serious.

 

themnax is always serious, usually a downer.

 

i'd take to the streets and cause mayhem

and try to take over & dominate the city before i died

 

I would carve "red was here" in the roof support beam, pack my fiance and my cattle dog into her car, then try and get to where I proposed to her so we can die in a very beautiful and special place for us.

 

shag my boyfriend

 

I like reading his posts, and think he adds to this place because he is a unique and passionate poster. Whats so wrong with being serious anyway?

At least hes not writing one liners about other people intended to make them feel like shit.

 

ha ha i love those posters

 

Not a damn thing! I would hope I was at a vantage point I could watch it happen.

 

i don't want to know

 

Light up a fat blunt, steal a sports car, pick up some ladies, drive to the place on the earth furthest away from impact.

If the whole world was literally doomed.. then i'd try as hard as possible to get to nasa and leave the earth on whatever hi-tech space vehicle gadgetry they have.

 

spend those two hours watching armageddon

and probably doing the shit i do right now
i live every day like it were my last
the only way this rockstar can roll
:H

 

I would have to meditate calmly and look forward to meeting Allah. Be in tune with the situation just like any other test of self discipline.
I wonder, would animals sense it and start going wild? ---

 

I would go back to sleep.

 

I would seriously hope i wasn't out of pot... that would be a major drag...

 

i'd spend the rest of time fiercely beating off

 

That would not have been funny if you hadn't used the word fiercely, the fact you did makes it hiliarious!