so my brother and i are in the grocery store parking lot about to go our separate ways when i spot this minivan with a vanity plate that says "JESUS"...i made some off the cuff comment but my brother as always outdoes me...he said "you know, you would think jesus would have a little more style and drive something nicer than a ford windstar"...hehehe
I looked out the window at the place where I used to work and there was a man pulling a donkey down the street in the middle of the city. I laughed so hard I almost choked.
i died for your sins...so i could forgive you after three days...but i guess really i'd just start to stinking and you'd wander off, disinterested and find something to take apart or drink...
see what i mean though? he forgot all about it and wandered off, probably to kick someone or something.
About a couple weeks ago me and a friend were singing Hotel California in the car and when it got to "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969" I looked up and the licence plate said 1969...we started laughing so hard. That kind of stuff happens all the time to us.
i was talking about some sort of std and about what it does to "the female vagina" and my boyfriend goes, "as opposed to the male vagina?" i laughed. haha
