Cops are fun ~

Ok, this doesn't involve the police, per se. Me and couple of buds went camping this one time last summer. After we settled in and everything we smoked marijuana in our tent and then decided to go into the woods and smoke a blunt. So we go back there and start smoking. Me and my friend Matt had our backs to the trail, while my buddy Dan was facing it.

Dan was smoking the blunt when he noticed flashlights coming our way. He didn't say anything to us and he flicked the blunt without us even noticing. Then I hear, "What are you guys doing? What are you smoking?" Three DNR (Department of Natural Resources) for those who are wondering, came up to us and one immediately put his hand in Dan's pocket, since they saw him with the blunt. He asked him if he was smoking a blunt, Dan pulled out a black and mild from behind his ear and said that that was what he was smoking.

He asked us where the pot was and no one said anything, he asked a few more times, and since he already searched Dan, I knew I was next because I had the longest hair. I told him "I'll be honest with you sir, I have a very little bit." He told me to give it up and I did. It was only like half a bowl pack, and I didn't want to lie about it and have them find it and get charged with such a trivial amount.

He told me to stand up, and I was ready to feel those handcuffs go on, but they didn't. Then they searched Matt. He was like "do you have any marijuana on you?" Matt said he didn't know. We were dealing at the time and he wasn't sure if he brought the bag, well he did. Matt pulled out about a half ounce. Matt and Dan both got $300 alcohol citations. I didn't have a beer, since I don't usually drink, but coincidently, I did grab a beer but I put it back before I went into the woods. They had a hard time believing that I smoked pot and didn't drink. My friends confirmed it and one asked me if I would have a problem with a breathalyzer test. I told him I would take one, but he didn't make me.

Then they made us dump all the beer, it was like three cases of National Bohemian (Natty Boh, it's a Baltimore thing.) They told us that they were going to send the pot to a lab and have it tested to make that's what it was. I told him that it was pretty obvious what it was. He said we'd hear back within six weeks, it's almost been a year, and still nothing. I think it's safe to say that they smoked our pot. We were lucky because if they had searched the truck and tent, they would have found another ounce, some mushrooms a few hits of acid, a scale, a bong, and a few other pipes.

We were only there for four hours before we got busted, and they made us leave before 7 the next morning. We ended up staying in a hotel in Cecil County, which we all despise. Seriously, we had an actual long, drawn-out discussion about what method we would use to kill ourselves. Anyway, I am done typing, goodnight.

 

What's a blunt ? =)) funny ....i saw on tv that this one guy got caught with marijuana in his socks ..to which he repplied " they're ficus leaves "

Strangely enough ...he didn't get any fine , jail time ...nothing..don't actually remeber how..was a pretty long time ago

 

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