I swear I have some sort of magnetic power

I concentrated real hard on my wi-fi antenna, that's broken, on the rooftop, to work well for me, for like 10 minutes, and for the past hour my internet not only has been working fine and fast, but it has not been cut, a billion times in 2 minutes, as usual!

I'm gonna start fixing all the house's appliances this way.

And maybe use my power beyond appliances.

 

Wanna use your power to fix my electric guitar?

 

Try and expand it so you can start knocking satelites out of the sky and cripple civilization.

 

Pavel, your guitar working now??

 

Psychic fraud Uri Geller has been known to do that


hotwater

 

haha.. I'm not a fraud!! I swear the antenna's working thanks to me

 

It probably has something to do with your magnetic personality


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aww.. maybe

 

If you can prove it to James Randi, you can get $1,000,000

 

I really could use that money! I have all these school loans to pay off...