Stoner Jobs!

When I go to the DMV the people at the desks treat me, and everyone else like shit.

 

I'd wager a majority of those posters, joker, are still in school of some sort.

 

im working in the produce dept at a safeway
ill probably work there through the winter then get a different job for the summer
then maybe return and work during school next year

 

haha i am the stockboy at an all-organic grocery store. its the best stoner job ever. i show up high as a kite every day and my manager just laughs as he watches me finish stocking quicker than i started!

 

currently unemployed, just cause 1.i crashed my car and in my old job a car is required (kirby salesman) and 2. that job was lame, i had to dress up and shave off my mohawk, besides working for commission blows (even though i was making great money) before that i worked for the postal service, but i was literally about to go postal, and before that i worked at walmart in the deli(fuck that)

hopefully ill get a job as a night watchman at a local assisted living facility(it comes with good pay AND an apartment) or a cook in a restaurant cuz lets face it kitchen jobs kickass. knock on wood

 

I'm a bagger at a grocery store currently have been doing it for almost a year now 9 months. I fucking hate it so much, I want to quit the grocery store is open 6:00 am - 12:00 pm so there's always a good chance of having a late shift.

This has been my first job, but am ready for my next job. About to start community college for another 2 years or so, then gonna go to SDSU. Next job I look for, I'm going to shoot for a place that is like closed at 5-6.

 

You... You pimped out Kirby?! He has a wife!

 

I sell life insurance. you can reply here if you need any i will sell it to u cheep

 

farmer person... though i been trained ,n edumacated n worked in other things its what i enjoy the most .

i stay home and raise the animals for meat n product.Till ,plant, weed, harvest and preserve veggie gardens, grow n dry herbs ...experiment (legal stuff) in the greenhouse, do most outside chores . cook , clean yadda yadda... make soaps and make jewelry when i get bored and go to work n ride round the mtns with hhb when i get too homebound and need a break...

skierdoooood,, wanna go find my license n fix it for me,,, ? Its been lost in dmv records since 1994

 

not trying to get into another argument with you joker but your bashing other people for their jobs but you work in a kitchen as a manager....not exactly the greatest pay. My dad makes $85 an/hour and after he retires this year hes hiring me to work for him full time for his inventions. I work and go to college so I guess I cant have the greatest pay at the moment anyways. Soon though i'll be making your dank kitchen manager wages.

 

< web developer, photographer, musician

 

A sorry ass cook, the hourly pay sucks, but I work an avg of 60 hours a week. Its a slack job where I can go in late and leave early. The best thing is I can go in blazed and stay blazed while at work and nobody cares, my managers are stoners to!

 

Yeah dude before I did web development I worked in a kitchen for 6 years. It's sweet in a lot of ways, but the hours are killer.

 

i need a new job man call centres pay pretty well but the idea of it seems pretty ruthless to me any1 know any good jobs you can do with basic qualifications i just wana work for 2 years and save up before i do my tefl course

 

I am actually looking into going to school and becoming a history teacher and coaching soccer also. You cant beat those hours and vacations. Plus it will be my chance to actually make a difference and influence society in a positive way.

 

i work at a car wash and vacuum cars out and steal change
and i sell to the other ppl working there
haha and i get off at 5:30 everyday

 

I work at dominoes. Making pizzas is pretty fuin, especially listening to shit like Suicide Silence, haha. It's a shit job, but I don't care I'm content with it, but I would like another.

Bashing people for what they do, tsk tsk tsk. What do you know??

 

Professional testical polisher...I'm self employed.


I do volunteer work at a number of public places, like the park, the library and a few other places, offering social abuse and misconduct. It's basically tip work, which winds up bloody.

On the weekends I work as journeyman roadkill identifier, free food is part of the gig!

Most of my worktime tho consists of me waking myself out of a demented daydream, so it's all good.

 

What do u guys think the best stoner job would be? I think working at a headshop

 

^ I would like to open my own head shop one day, thanks for all the replies. Oh how work is fun!