Would you rather suck my dick or would you rather knit all day for a month?

No, you will either be sucking my dick, knitting for a month or not post in this thread.

 

Can't I do both?

 

Sucking my dick for a month whilst knitting?

Sure!

 

I can't knit for shit, But I will sure as hell try...Sorry bird no willy suck for u by me mate!

 

Dammit!

I was reading every post in this thread, trying to see if anyone had posted this response yet, and I get to the last page and

BAM!

you beat me to it.

Anyway, so, yeah, can't I do both? And juggle apples?
Afterwards I'll make you a nice apple pie with my jugglin' apples.

 

Gee, you make them both sound like such a goddamn chore.

Knitting for sure. I really like knitting.

Tell you what, I'll knit your penis a hat, you can try it on, and then I'll decide.

 

i've been trying to lure bird to me for 5 years so i can impress him with my considerable sucking skill. i really suck at knitting.

 

I don't know how to knit, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to do it for a month.

 

fuck that shit i'll go with neither.

 

knit all day for a month.. done it before

 

i have an embarassing oral fixation...and he IS beautiful, like...ridiculously beautiful. i think of that scene in fight club where ed norton says "i wanted to destroy somethign beautiful." i just think of leaving "a" with a permanent limp. he's too pretty.