Would you rather suck my dick or would you rather knit all day for a month?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Dec 13, 2007.

  1. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    No, you will either be sucking my dick, knitting for a month or not post in this thread.
     
  2. lode

    lode Banned

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    Can't I do both?
     
  3. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Sucking my dick for a month whilst knitting?

    Sure!
     
  4. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    I can't knit for shit, But I will sure as hell try...Sorry bird no willy suck for u by me mate!
     
  5. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    Dammit!

    I was reading every post in this thread, trying to see if anyone had posted this response yet, and I get to the last page and

    BAM!

    you beat me to it.

    Anyway, so, yeah, can't I do both? And juggle apples?
    Afterwards I'll make you a nice apple pie with my jugglin' apples. :)
     
  6. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Gee, you make them both sound like such a goddamn chore.

    Knitting for sure. I really like knitting.

    Tell you what, I'll knit your penis a hat, you can try it on, and then I'll decide.
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i've been trying to lure bird to me for 5 years so i can impress him with my considerable sucking skill. i really suck at knitting.
     
  8. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I don't know how to knit, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to do it for a month.
     
  9. bongwater89

    bongwater89 Member

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    fuck that shit i'll go with neither.
     
  10. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    knit all day for a month.. done it before
     
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i have an embarassing oral fixation...and he IS beautiful, like...ridiculously beautiful. i think of that scene in fight club where ed norton says "i wanted to destroy somethign beautiful." i just think of leaving "a" with a permanent limp. he's too pretty.
     

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