Talking in your sleep

Whats the funniest thing you have heard someone say in their sleep? The two examples I have is my oldest brother yelled out No Elias DON"T CUT the Blue Wire!! (I'm Elias) The other was my brother playing basketball...he said he shoots he scores and everything. I hear I talk a lot in my sleep too...My aunt said one time I yelled OHH YEAHHHH. She said it scared the crap out of her.

 

my little sister said "noo...daddy...its mine!....i want it!....its mine, give it to me now!" in her sleep once when she was little. i thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

 

Hahaha...its funny how we do that. I wonder if it just happens when we talk in our dreams...I mean think about it how often do you talk in your dream...I mainly just observe...well no I talk al ot but I hear I talk a lot in my sleep.

 

Apparantly I talk alot in my sleep.

One night I was dozin off/dozed off and my girlfriend asked me if I wanted something to eat... I said "grease"... haha she had no idea what I was talkin about, but I was thinkin/dreamin about the movie grease, lmfao.....

 

Haha..a good helping of grease.

 

I once shouted MUM!!! really loudly in my sleep. I was staying at a boyfriend's house at the time, we were about 17 and he still lived at home, and his mum came running into the room. That was kinda funny.

 

Haha that is funny. Did she wake you up?

 

Aparently one night after drinking pretty hard I sat up after passing out on the couch and said something along the lines of "Don't to me okay, I'm cerial!"

 

My mom passed out on the couch and I went to wake her up to go to bed and she goes, "No, I'm not close to home. I'm not close to home!" Then she randomly says, "I can't find my in-size out" Don't ask.

I've said some weird things too...and a lot of times its been when I'm on the phone-I doze off...it sucks...so embarrassing!

 

When we were little I heard my sis say when I tried to rouse her: "Don't put anymore cement in the window!"

She often talks in her sleep, but when I confront her about it she vehemently denies that she's even asleep, but sometimes you can tell she is. Sometimes I'll come in the room while she's sleeping and she'll call my name or say "hey" or something. I ask her what, and she starts waking up and is like... "I dunno"... "nevermind".

I don't know what I say in my sleep, or if I even do at all, but once while I was drunk (one of my first times) I fell asleep on the sofa and woke up to find me leaning over the coffee table and my hands rubbing/scraping the inside of my cereal bowl (i had been eating cereal earlier) and my sis and big bro laughing at me. They said I tried to explain myself but was no good. I can't remember what my excuse was. Something like: "Sometimes you have to... ?"

 

I don't sleep talk but i always sleep walk. The other night i slept walked out of my friends house carrying the blanket that was over me and walked home with it (i woke up about 5 mins away from his house.. but was aware of where i was going.. it was weird.)

 

Once my little sister got up, pulled a chair out at the dinner table, pulled down her pants, sat on top of the chair, and pissed all over it.

And one time my brother started reaching into the couch, looking for something. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he said he was getting a chip.

My siblings tend to sleep talk a LOT. I don't think I do, but then again, I go to sleep at around 1-4 A.M. so nobody is awake at my house.

 

while sleeping on the living room floor as kids, my younger brother joe, sat straight up, eyes still closed and said, "what the hell am i doing?" i say to him.. "umm you're sleeping".. he says back to me, "oh, right" then lays back down, asleep.

 

LMFAO at all of the above.

 

Sounds like you meant "dont do me ok, I'm serious"

Not that it makes much more sense.

 

After drinking heavily one night my sister tried to wake me up and i said " whatever just leave me here to die then!" haha i had no idea i said that

 

Hahaha those are all pretty funny. Another time I was staying at a friends house and he went to bed early because he had to work in the morning. Well I came back inside after hanging out with our other friends and he looked up at me and said "This is just Perfect!" I kept saying Nate? but I got no answer.

 

Apparently one night my mom heard me yell out from my bedroom, "NO! Not the golden angel hair surprise!" I still have NO clue what the hell that's supposed to mean. I talk in my sleep a lot, but I usually wake myself up with my own voice. I also carry on conversations when I'm sleeping. Last night Daniel came into the bedroom to let me know he was running to town with a couple of friends and I apparently agreed with him, told him where the money was at, and didn't even realize what was going on until they were all back like an hour later, lol.

 

my roomate thought he was a spider...not spiderman, a spider. and he wanted to eat cheese, so he was trying to crawl on the ceiling to get the cheese

 

I talk in my sleep all the time.. in English, in French, even in Spanish sometimes. I laugh, I cry.. it's insane.

The craziest thing that happened is that one time I said something and the person sleeping next to me answered.. but we we were both sleeping and.. talking about fur coats.