Stoner Jobs!

I don't have a job. But i need one!

 

a smoothie/ coffee cafe. with dark lounge atmosphere and couches and a few plasma tvs and a few... bongs

 

I am currently unemployed. But im young! So no worries.

 

if i wanted to be paid shit tons of money for doing something i love to do.. well then i guess i should have joined the MLB...

 

I work at an ice cream shop and we have 110 mixin ingrediants. so we have preatty much every munchie food imaginable. Then we have 4 types of homemade belgium waffels, and eggs, and cookies, muffins, and an espresso bar. And my boss is a stoner and he lets me work high. Then I also get paid under the table, 8 bucks an hour plus 3-5 an hour in tips on top of that. Its preatty much the sickest gig ever.

 

I want to open a head shop/tattoo parlor one day. Currently though, I work as a customer service rep at a grocery store, which I digadigDIG. Love the people, the place, the work. It's great. Except the pay. Very shitty pay.

 

Wow! Keep that one as long as you can, how did you ever get so lucky?

 

One of the best ones I think is mine. I work at a gas station. By myself.... So this is an awesome job

 

I just stubbled across it. I was working at an icecream place that was closing down for the winter and this place was just opening up. So i just got a job there. Im deffently planning on staying there for the rest of highschool. And im actually talking to the owner about opening one up wherever i go to college. Its a sick gig though.

 

Dude, I was just asked by a guy at a gas station to work for him and he gave me an application to fill out, and he was saying how I'd be pulling 350 a week, so I was pretty relieved since I've been looking for a job I could enjoy, but I'm only 16 so it was more difficult, and then I read in the little pamphlet that the employee must first pass a drug test, which I have been smoking daily for 8 months so I made the decision today actually, to stop for a month to get the job, and work there. I feel good that I'm suffering for such a great cause

 

Cameraman, Porno set, toughguy, roll.

 

I am a full time student but I work at a candy store. It's a good time.
I also volunteer 5-15 hours per week working with autistic kids. That's awesome as well.

Eventually I want to work for an Outward Bound type program.

AND to whoever was talking about state workers having the "i'll so what a want attitude" it's totally not their fault. I worked for the state over the summer and would literaly get lectured for doing too much work, statements like "Slow down, your going to make everytone look bad" haha.

 

My last job it said that on the application too, but they never did, and everyone who worked there smoked pot. Id try to talk to some people who work there to see if they actually test before you make yourself give it up.

 

i love you for it

 

I am consideringa job at Kroger. But im not sure yet.

 

I worked there and hated every day of it.

 

whats kroger? i wok at an airport and make food for the planes. basically i make the shitty airplane meals!

 

lol i am detecting some sarcasm there.

 

Subliminal -- Kroger is a grocery store in the northern states, like Ohio.

Nope, she's completely serious. I would know. She's my sister.

And that was a pretty good job he was talking about, especially for somebody his age.