"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by PriceCheck, Dec 12, 2004.

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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I am having a republican surgically removed from my ass
     
  2. astaff

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    ive used this one alot. and i have never gotten questioned.
    "im sorry i cant come in today.. i have explosive diareah."
    yea my spelling is off but you get the picture
     
  3. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    Someone shit in my pants...
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    a mime has me trapped in an invisible box
     
  5. stinkfoot

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    I locked my keys outside of my car and can't escape.
     
  6. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    I've got blackmail material on the boss and I'm hungover as hell.
     
  7. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    i seem to be missing my feet, and i can't find them anywhere...
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I am stuck in shroom land
     
  9. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    There seem's to be some kind of flying monkey's outside my house......:)
     
  10. Love Fest1969

    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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    i'm training for this year's christmas party.
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Hogans Heros is on.
     
  12. Love Fest1969

    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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    its an all day matlock marathon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I ran out of toilet paper.............:)
     
  14. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    my piercing is caught in the garbage disposal
     
  15. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    I have my gf's pubes stuck between my teeth. Do you really want me serving french fries?
     
  16. PriceCheck

    PriceCheck Senior Member

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    I can't find the light switch.
     
  17. stonedmonkiwana

    stonedmonkiwana K9 Handler

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    I forgot how to drive ​
     
  18. couch_monster

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    My vagina fell off
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I swallowed my car keys
     
  20. farmout

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    have to report to the induction center, got drafted......:)
     
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