A weird little experience..

so i was masturbating (important for the outcome)
and all of a sudden i get a deep pain in my left chest right under my heart, like where my last rib bone is. everytime i inhaled it was extremley painful. i've had some of these aches before, but nothing as painful as this. i thought it was going to go away in a couple minutes like all my other pains, but it wouldn't go away. i tried using my hand to "beat" my heart to keep the pain at ease. but when i was trying to do this my whole body went that tingley numb feeling, and my eyes were spinning and my ears were popping. after it felt like i couldn;t hear i started to worry pretty bad. i stood up to see if it would help, but i only feel back down. i seriously thought i was going to have a heart-attack or something. i then decided to use the bathroom. i went #1 and #2 and felt the same. i then walked to the kitchen to make a pb&j sandwich when the feeling of direah hit me. and sent me running to the bathroom. i only took one little turd and i felt so much better.
now, i wasn't stoned or anything, and i've had no major problems with my heart or lungs. it felt like my left lung was about to collaps whenever i took a breath, but at the same time ached my heart. i dont smoke cigs or anything else. some reasons could be:
masturbating probably got my heart too excited? :S
my heart is about to fail on me because all i eat is junk food?
my lungs are bad or maybe(and i really hope not) from everyday smoking?
or quite possibly my small intestine was fuckin with me, on account of the feeling better after shitting.
ehhh i hate my body. too much random things are aching.

 

That was.........random

 

yea man. stoners lounge is pretty random at times.

 

Thats why I fit in so well

 

hahah ok. i get different pains sometimes too. best thing: lie down flat on ur back , and breather slowly but not deep, u know ur full breath in capacity, well do like 1/2 or 1/3, and slow. do this for 2-5min. helps everytime. unexpected diorhea is fucked tho, i hate gettin it in college, i have to bail and go home for a shit =/

 

ive had problems like that before but not while chokin the chicken.

 

Just curous. Am I the only one that put their real age on here?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I haven't heard that phrase in a long time KUDOS!!

 

^ nope, but there are some who lie. if you see a dodgy account with stupid posts an age of 19-22 know its a 13-15yr old in disguise.

 

LOL
yea it was a real mood killer.

 

u shoulda finished it real quick and then got scared

 

hahaha then i might really have a heart attack. but what a way to go, eh?

 

when i was younger i did make my age older for some stuff but i usually made it the right age. i made it my right age because i dont think it should matter how old you are on a site like this.

 

when i was younger i made my age older. when i became older i made my age younger. ironic.

 

You're 16 and in college? Just wondering.

 

dont any people from US know whats happening in the rest of the world???

in UK u officially finish school when u are 16/15. u can then stick for a levels, or go college. i went college =)

oh and its not a campus whole town college thing. its like a school but you get treated like an adult, no uniform, and can smoke.

 

That is awesome. I didn't know you were from the UK, but yes, I did know a little bit about how their education is different.

 

it has benefits and flaws though. first the tests u take at end of school determine the beggining of ur life pretty much. and many ppl arent mature yet at 15 to have that kind of responsibility, so many (like me) fuck up.

but freedom of work/college is the best though. hate school, love college

 

What part of the UK you from if you don't mind my asking? How do you cram all the education in those years? Do you begin school any earlier? Here we begin Kindergarten at 5. Some kids start preschool before that, at 3 or 4.

 

london. i cant tell how old i was when i started, because i dont remember exactly, i think i was 4 or 5 and it was primary school. then secondary. anyway theres another one before primary - preparatory or something - but i dont even know if i went to that =/ my mums at work so i cant ask =D