Annoying mooches

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by JayMoney, Dec 19, 2007.

  1. JayMoney

    JayMoney Member

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    Whats good im just pissed off and feel like venting my story to fellow smokers

    Theres this guy I know from school and I just hate his guts
    He called me up in the morning(today)asking if I want to hang out with him and smoke up (after I avoided him for a couple weeks)
    I said fine bring some weed you can come to my house and smoke with me(since Im the only one home)
    He comes over and immediately starts annoying me with pointless questions, when he walks he gets up in my face, always bumps into me and repeats himself ( which is why i avoid him)
    After we smoke he's begging me to let him eat so I let him have some food
    Im perfectly high and he's like " lets smoke another joint " im like " fine you can take your weed and do that " ( since he has almost 5 grams)
    Then he starts saying " i can't pitch any weed i need to sell it can you smoke me on a joint " im like " hell no " and he gets mad at me for that
    Hes ridiculousy greedy and annoying i've smoked this guy countless times on joints that i've had but he's telling me that he can't pitch ANYTHING ? ( hes only smoked me once in about a year)
    While he's begging me to smoke him he's trying to beg me for some more food so I said " no way you dirty mooch"
    I lose my patience and tell him to get out of my house(30 minutes later)
    He says fine ill pitch then(turns out he didnt need to sell the weed) so I roll up a joint. We both pitched evenly and he's tryna act all greedy on the joint so I snatched it from him and took 10 huge hits then passed it back
    Theres only a p2 left he takes the joint puts it out and puts it in a baggie so he can sell it
    I know this guy ain't fallin on hard times he's just a selfish cheapass(hes lucky I didnt get pissed and knock his ass out)
    So now that the joint's done he starts begging me to let him eat some food since he's leaving and he has munchies so I tell him " No get out " and he finally left
    Some of yall gonna think im dirty for this but after we smoked he decided to go to the washroom, turns out he forgot his weed so I stole 2 grams and he was too high to notice
    Whatever.. this guy doesn't deserve anything the way he expects me to go out of my way to smoke his ungrateful cheap ass

    Any of you had experiences with annoying mooches ?

    Anyways im done im gonna go smoke peace
     
  2. maddhatter

    maddhatter Senior Member

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    yea i know a guy i smoke up all the time, and he bitches at me when i ask him to at least smoke me up just once. he says that it's my fault for offering him to get high with my weed, and that he doesn't want to be mean and turn it down. hell i don't give a shit if i'm smoking someone up a little more than they do for me, but when they never smoke me up it just shows that they're a complete asshole.
     
  3. qucr00x

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    Give him a nice big bag of oregano as a present, mixed with a little bit of schwag. =)
     
  4. wutthe4k

    wutthe4k Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    good job robbin him bro i woulda tagged him
     
  5. PharmaPhunk

    PharmaPhunk Banned

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    wow that second joint must have been real akward
     
  6. mortes

    mortes Senior Member

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    ^ yea that's what I was thinking.

    Fuck the moochers, after a while it's just annoying. I'm down for smoking out friends, but there's a limit.
     
  7. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Lol why the fuck would you admit that you can smoke it after you told him you couldn't. He should have just kept his story straight and just went someplace else. I don't like moochers, but what I really hate is STUPID moochers.
     
  8. deathofseasons

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    When i went to my friends house, his sister and his girlfriend acted like i always had to do all of my shit with them. I had no problem smoking with them but they would start trying to get me to smoke more of my shit after i was already high. When i would get coke or pills they would get really pissed when i wouldnt do it with them and his girlfriend broke my cigarette when i let her hit it when i said wouldnt give her one because i only had 3 left so i let her hit that one. I fucking hate people like that and those bitches are the worst.
     
  9. JayMoney

    JayMoney Member

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    lol yeah it was

    same here, when I was younger I smoked my friends every once in a while and thats when you find out who's your real friends IMO theres way too many greedy moochers where I live
    the best thing to do is not put up with their constant begging and tell them to stfu
     
  10. Smoking420Buddha

    Smoking420Buddha Member

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    yea man i fuckin hate moochers
    thers this one girl who when i ever i would call my friend up to smoke she suddely would be there with no money or weed and expect to smoke my weed fuck her and one day i confronted her and she said im just never around when she has weed even tho im with her like ery day bcuz she always mooches off me so latley ive just been like fuck her lol
     
  11. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    fuck all moochers i hate them so much they piss me off so much. ive been in a similar position as you before man
     
  12. MountainMike

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    moochers ruin the idea of sharing. i love smoking people up, and dont expect anything in return, but dont ask me to go smoke if you dont have bud. ill ask you... its the same concept of inviting someone to your house vs. them inviting themselves over
     
  13. dgdys90

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    I have asked someone to smoke me up once. It was after an extremely hellish day.

    But that is it. I love smoking with other people. But we are all put in the position of having a mooch for a friend.
     
  14. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    who shares coke? like for real the only ppl i let snort my coke are hot chicks who fuck me like... that night. that is the only reason to share that. other than that, im very generous with my other drugs. like i buy acid for my pals so we can trip together, cuz lets face it being the "entertainment" is lame. its an unspoken rule "apreciate when i offer, but dont ask (unless its an emergency)" fuck moochers
     
  15. maddhatter

    maddhatter Senior Member

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    i only ever ask two people to smoke me up: my best friend and my sister. i smoke with these people so much i have no shame in asking them for weed or to get me high.
     
  16. Steve Zissou

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    I remember I used to hang out with this kid a few summers ago, before going off to college. He was always around when I had bud, and always smoked with me which was fine. As the summer came to a close, and I began packing, I realized he never once hit me back, and I roughly estimated if I had charged him for the weed of mine he smoked, it would have paid for my freshmen year at college! Well, maybe not quite that much, but I would bet it would be around a few hundred dollars seeing how we smoked everyday. Another thing that pissed me off about this particular mooch was that after we smoked, he would leave! I say if you find a new smoking buddy, let them know up front that at some point, they have to hit you back. It will set a fair precedent; sharing is clutch.
     
  17. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    I had a Mooch situation last night. I was going to my guy to pick up a half oz of beasters. I had two buddies who wanted me to pick them up an 8th each as well since I was going over. This would be no big deal at all. So my one buddy gives me the $35 for his 8th the night before, he is a long time friend and doesnt mind paying up front at all because he knows I wont fuck him. Then theres my other buddy, who is an even longer time friend, was like hey call me tomorow before you go so you can pick up money from me. I was like cool cuz I really dont feel like buying your stuff up front again.

    I told him I was going to pick up around 530 and he said that was perfect. So around 430 I give him a call and say hey can I come grab the $35 from you to pick up your eighth? Hes like well Im just about to walk into a movie can you wait to pick up the stuff and meet me in a coupld hrs? I was like no I have stuff that I have to do after this so I just picked up the half for myself and the 8th for my other friend. He was pissed, that I wouldnt buy his weed up front for him. You have to understand though its about the 10th time hes tried to make me pay up front for him. Not to mention the last time my buddy picked up some herb for him he gave him $15 for a 35 dollar eighth and still hasnt given him the other $20.

    It was the last straw I finally told him that if Im going to pick up his weed for him at no profit (well I end up making about 5 dollars/8th but its spent in gas and hes paying no more than he normally would) its going to be on my own time. I told him I cant just always sit around waiting for him because I have a life too. The worst part is he knows the guy too and could just go over on his own time to get his own bud.

    Then later last night he had the nerve to show up at my house about an hour after everyone else got there then asked me if I wanted to smoke him out. I did because he is a good friend and I dont hate him or anything hes just gotta be a little bit more understanding that people cant always bend over backwards to please you.

    all right thats the end of my rant.
     
  18. Edd.tokes.to.much.

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    moochers such balls. i had a friend who i would smoke with but he never in his entirelife had bought weed. after a few sessions i got pissed and made sure that if i smoked him up he would have to get munchies or bring beer or summit.
     
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