Weird Dream

I dreamt that I woke up, and looked at myself at a full-length bathroom mirror and found out that my penis was made out of wet clay. And then i started touching it and accidentally ripped it off. That was moment I really woke up.

 

Whoa man............Are you ok?

 

not quite, I have been feeling really paranoid about going to the restroom ever since I have had that dream

 

you should be afraid. that dream was a clear vision of the future, you are in danger, be paranoid at all times

 

Dude....that's funny! Make sure that the bathroom doesn't call your name when you walk by it! hehehe

 

on the other hand... I hear it call my name all the time, in a harrowingly seductive voice

 

That dream was an omen, it was warning you that it will leave you like a battered woman if you keep choking it.