shiiit man you guys arent going to beleive this! Ok so Im walking home from school and Im ready to smoke a bowl, being the super prepaired person I am, I packed it before hand so all I needed to do was light that fucker up. Well I get home and my mom was there, but she cant see me as she is on the porch and I am behind it. I hide beneath the corner, when suddenly my mom starts shoveling off the snow. I was releived as I could now go smoke my bowl, so I head off into the bushes bent down and smoked that shit like the crackhead I am. AH so I am good and baked and then I am eager to run inside. I try to open the door but to no avial! Aha it is locked I conclude with a heroic grin. I stumble around the backyard laughing at nothing and my mom comes and go "Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok just give me the gun" and Im like no fuck off and I pull out my lil 9' and shove it in her face. She shuts up, goes inside and starts crying. I go downstairs (close the door cuz the crying was pretty loud lol!) and start watching superbad lol.
damn right, show that bitch whos boss. if you pull at a gun you best not be afraid to use that shit. shoot her in the foot to show no jokes.
Should have popped a cap in that bitch's face. She better know that you represent. (I'll give you 10$ cash for your foodstamps...what do you say?)
Wait wtf? You pulled a gun on yo moma? Thats fuked up.. Ive seen some hard shit but someone pullin a gun on the woman that gave birth to them..Dog u got somethin wrong with ur head.
