up that mysterious place? anything ranging from a large felt tip pen, an empty beer bottle or if you are really up for it (i thank you) you could use a cucumber. have fun! blessings xxx xx x
olive oil or something like that if you want to use your finger, if you are looking for an object to go up there with, spirit named some items
hmmmmm sharpies are good, if you're gonna start fooling with experimental cooking lubes stay away from high viscosity shit like corn oil for cleanup is probubly a bitch I've never tried it myself but from general experiance erk... if you broke a beer bottle in your tush you are in for an embarassing trip to the ER, dont be sticking any roddents in there either... Since your trying to finger yourself, why not just use your fingers , trim the nail nice and short and lube it up, hahahahaha im lit, start with one finger and when you feel well enough add another, keep this up until you have fisted yourself.
Just be careful because I am stuying to be an ER doctor and Ive been reading some really bad horror stories of all kind of people getting thing stuck up there. NEVER USE A LIGHTBULB
Don't use beer bottles (or any glass items for that matter), or anything with sharp edges or tips. Some simpler everyday items include Sharpies, small flashlights, hairbrush handles (or anything with a handle really), taper candles, bedpost/curtain finials, etc.
I work in the ER, Once this guy came in, he had a Barbie doll leg stuck way up in there, 'He had broken the doll leg off to use and got it stuck. So hay be very careful.
