PRetty boy music can go the fuck to hell! Shit!

No shit. What is this junk? Pretty boy music is a terrible atrocity that even now poisons the minds of our beautiful women-to-be(some in their 40s still I know be nice though). The creation of a false illusatory image of romance via the vocal chords and several dozen thousand dollars worth of electronic equipment makes our brothers simple acoustic skills seem to pale in comparison.

But the raw primal truths of nature will always prevail for the simple essence of pretty boy music is primal seduction and after unveiling that particular horror let me just go on to say that if we purchase enough rifles we may be able to neutralize this threat before realities final days.

So fuck pretty boy music and pansy ass bitches everywhere. Die and go to hell where I will still find you and kill you again. What's the point of kiling the dead? Trust me there isn't one and that's precisely why I, nasty boy, will kill all the pretty boys. DIE DIE DIE your hair red and eat pink lasagna but it won't save anyone.

NASTY BOYS across the globe can have hope. United we have already unveiled the illusion and it reeks of something far more disgusting than any unwashed hippy could ever hope to achieve.

 

i didnt know pretty boy music was a genre

 

Yes it is. Will you help us destroy the pretty boys?

 

i'm with you on this one!

 

i try to be nice, but thats just wierd

 

You kinduh sound like a pretty boy. Convince me Im wrong....

 

^ How do we know that you're not a pretty boy but afraid to admit it?

It's ok, you can come out of the closet now.

 

i like pretty boys.

check out this pretty boy music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG3AnVCY5XI

 

argh! it's all over the place. even the guys at work play yellowcard and fall out boy.

wtf? what happened to boys listening to pantera and anthrax?

 

yeah but hes gay, so all the girls that like him want to be friends with him, not jump his bones

 

how can you tell if theyre a pretty boy?

 

Its easy.
They have too much style and too much image and too much glamor and yet we are supposed to believe they are of the male specie. Their moves tend to be abrupt and sudden and rely on expectations rather than true skill and vision and talent.

Basically pretty boys are lame and there's something better out there.

 

Send it to hell and back. If its worth it, they made it.

So one Day
I Awoke in Hell
I Face my Terror
And Find
All to Be So Well

So I was fine and they were screaming
Roaring
Growling
They Wanted to be free
They wanted to be there
You know they got to be seen

They wanted Free
They wanted to Be there
They've got to See

In the end there's more to you than me
There, where we are free;
I don't have to be there,
For I can see,
That you can see,
That we can see,
That they can't see, ;;;

I Awoke in Hell
To find All is Well
Just because I can see
That I have the power to be
Eternally Free
I don't have to be where
I don't want to be where

'Cause wherever I go
I go with a flow
And wherever I am
I be more than I am
I live through a Truth
that Holds on to Me
it makes me see that
We all Must Be

We All must Be

You know we all must feel
You know we all are real
You know we all love you
Yea, you know we do
You know we all feel you
You know we all see you
You know we all care about
The you we feel
The feel is so real
The truth it is to be
For all to see
Yea for all to see
Hey for all to see
We must be
Everything we can't be
We must feel
All thats unreal
All that's unseen
All that transcends
And all that Bends
And all that Falls
and all that Grows
and all that lulls
and all that Finds
and all that climbs
and all that slides
and all that rides

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This little jam I just wrote is dedicated to Skip and the HipForums.
Thank you for being a friend for so many years.