"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself cannot eat it?" - A stoned Homer That one always gets me...
Homer certainly can be deep. I think it’s a bit of a mind fuck to think about the lengths that Homer goes to – to be a cool father. Like the time he was prepared to jump over Springfield gorge on a skateboard – to teach Bart a lesson. I think the Simpson’s are the coolest family on TV – they live in a cool town with cool neighbors and I am sometimes jealous of their life. Cheers!
Great Job! congratulations on bringing such positive wisdom! ps. i'm trippin balls on dxm, and i'm pretty high, so... but really, all your posts brighten my day
Assuming Jesus was indeed God incarnate then he could since God can do anything including defy laws of logic.
I don't know about Jesus, but Chuck Norris could not. Even if the burrito could get that hot, burritos fear Chuck Norris and would not do anything to piss him off.
Otto-"Hey man remember the time when i dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing?" same episode where homer smokes pot
