Please help me I wasted my life and I'm depressed and sad and I can't find my glasses

Ooops. I found them. Never mind!
All is well.

 

they are on the night stand
oh, you found em.
I didnt get to help.
Now I am depressed.

 

you know what you need? some sex. sex makes it all better.

 

But you live in Colorado......

 

hahaha i think you may be making fun of a few threads started recently including mine, but I still found this funny
I didnt mean to be a whiny bitch.

 

there is an airline, and i've already shown a willingness to drive to denver for a good cause...

 

nope, she's not. she needs some mama love.

*snicker* ewwww.

 

i could go for some sexy time in denver

 

my glasses are a mofoing bitch.

 

That touches me deeply, I am starting to feel a bit better. Can I bring Bella?

 

i thought you were just sending her...hmmm....hell, yeah. you can come, too!!! it'll be a party.

 

Happy ending.

 

Yeah, i always get the happy ending when I find my glasses or my car keys!!!!

 

i haven't ridden the trolleys yet in denver. haven't yet been through there since they started putting them back in. last i heard the system is rather minimal and has a long way to grow.

i did remember the art musium, caboose hobbies, and the government district that looked like it might have been where return to the planet of the apes was filmed. this was back in the 70s when i was riding arround on that bus pass right after i left what turned out to be the only really good job i've ever had. and before i bought the boat in seattle with most of what i had left from all the overtime i'd gotten just before i left it.

they hadn't even been thinking about putting the trolleys back in yet at that time though.

denver ought logically to be the u.s. capitol if there were still going to be a u.s.

maybe there is, maybe there isn't. no big deal either way.

what was this thread about? i forgot.

oh yeah, somebody frustrated by misplacing thier glassess. i think that was it. happens to me every once in a while. that's why i've got one same place i try to always put them. right next to the keyboard by the computer.

otherwise i try not to take them off except when i have to to read something, and then i try to remember to always hang onto them and put them back on.

keys are always in the pocket of whatever pants i wear to go outside.

which i usually only put on when i do.

dam, i really sound like the old fart that i am. oh whell, that happens if we live long enough.

=^^=
.../\...

 

yeah, I have a spot I put everything I usually carry, so I know where they are in the morning.

 

how emo

 

how will that help him find his glasses? oh god, you're hiding them in there?!

 

Sexah :drool:

 

personally, the entire urban corridor of colorado is PRIME for a train the stretches all along it. everyone is on I25 all the time. why not put a train there? talk about reducing pollution. most of us are positively PANTING for a why to not have to drive back and forth along the the freeway.

 

i enjoy happy endings