today i want to go in to a store in the local mall and buy myself a dildo...i'm a male so i feel like its going to be really awkward....any encouragement or anything? please? i was thinking about getting the dildo and a funny/perverted birthday card..
Sounds like you got it covered. Dont worry about it, the person that sells dildos for a living sells dildos for a living. I imagine they have an open mind.
No need to say a word other than Hello in a nice social way and have a great day. If you are buying for a female friend, suggest a second for yourself for some nice anal fun.
I seriously suggest going in the middle of the night (if its an all night store) and having the guy come and tell you about them all. The features, pros/cons, durability.
i'm sure i wont be able to stop...if i walk out of that mall with it...chances are good i wont be able to wait till i get home
taken it home and stick it where it fits is the way to go mate... and if that dont work hit someone with it .......where it fits... and who deserves it,,,,,..... hahahahahahaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
