Hit On the Poster Above You

G'day mate...Great Lips!

 

'round here we call those "meat curtains". Nice camel toe you got going there.

 

Baby...vacuum my house. Oh yeah do the windows too...mmm.

 

let me get that URL

 

i don't need to be drunk to want to get in your pants

 

...I can't think of anything. Just take your clothes off.

 

Can I tap that ass?

 

I'd fly your burrito any day! lol

 

Do you have any plans between 1am and 1:05 am?

 

No, I'm all tied up then. What about 1:07?

 

What a pretty necklace... say, do you like pearls?

 

Wow, that's all you noticed was my necklace? I'm so disappointed...and you didn't even offer me a burrito....

 

hey.... can i buy you a burrito sometime ?
oh... and
your face in that pic looks preety orgasmic. i bet i could make you have that face but 10x better.

LoL....

 

You wanna do somethings you never done before?

 

Hey girl. I've got a speculum and a mirror. Want to hang out?

 

That sounds like fun but I need at least six beers before we get started.

 

I completely understand. I'll get some on ice.

 

Is this seat taken? *pats your ass*

 

hey baby wanna be my New Years Kiss?

 

Nice lips and tongue.....Would you mind if I model mine on them?