lol, something that happened in health class

so me and my friend had just toked at lunch (yeah, whatever, i don't want to hear this shit about smoking in school and how it's too risky. i know) and we were in health. we were in groups of 4 and doing an activity on mental illnesses. our teacher called on our group to read the definition of post-traumatic stress disorder.

my friend said, "well, why don't we let cgpbuyer read it"

and i said "oh yeah sure, no problem!"

now, normally i can stay straight no problem, but for some reason I was really excited and nervous, so this was the result:

"post traumatic stress disorder is caused from a terrible event in the past of one's life (small chuckle, but I hold it back), symptoms include depression (start laughing), anger, and (laughing uncontrollably) suicide (unable to breath because i'm laughing so hard)"
now at this point, it's fucking silent and the entire class is staring at me. and the teacher is giving me the dirtiest look i've ever seen (but she's a cool teacher)

finally I compose myself and finish the definition

"sorry about that, something about the suicide i found really funny"

and life goes on

 

If i laughed through that at the end I'd have said

"How did my tourettes definition get in my post traumatic stress disorder definition"

 

so your 27 years old and going to school the day after new years?

 

whoops, no i'm 16 and this happened like 2 weeks ago.

 

i hate reading shit out loud in school, cause i usually end up laughing too
haha but that's a pretty funny story.

 

Smoking at school is too risky and shit. You shouldn't have used your real name for your username. jk.

that's hilarious tho. I would have started a slow clap.

 

in college, i was taking this class called "Theories of Immortality" - a senior-level seminar course, which means there were about 8 of us students and the professor all sitting around a large table. probably the hardest class I ever took.

during one of our discussions, i was kinda high and started spacing out. i guess i was just staring at the middle of the table when all of a sudden, i hear him asking, "MelvnDoo, are you getting this?" I look up in surprise and quickly say, "uh, yeah... ... i´m just trying to understand it. this is my first exposure to this material, so i´m just trying to grasp it all..."

it was a total bullshit answer that i had to give right on the spot. somehow it went over OK. for the type of class that it was, that´s a pretty legit excuse. he totally busted me though, and may have known it. there was one or two other occasions where i spaced out or said something really stupid, and he asked me if i was feeling alright or something.

after that, I would usually go to this class sober and plan on smoking later in the day. afterwards when i would return home, i wouldnt even want to smoke because of all the intense shit i just heard. talking about life and death and immortality in a bunch of different religious traditions and cultures. awesome.

 

lol that makes me kinda worried about going to college

 

ha ha ha I wish I took health with you

 

Thats nothing. One time I had to go to health class high as hell on DXM. I asked the teached if I could go to the bathroom and I was slurring all my words and looked pretty wasted. He asked me if I was alright and I told him "I don't know, am I?"

 

Wow never had that happen before.