UK Forum Award Results 2007

tch, tch, tch

 

i have to confess, i was a bit surprised to see mellothyme get my award. i thought someone like ronnie would get it, and that sex guy.

 

You know, I'd completely forgotten Ronnie existed. I must have repressed the memory. And there was that Comrade Molotov persona too. Both of them would probably have been deserving, but I stick by my vote for England. Come on England....

 

OOOO, you ruddy bugger!!! *shakes fits*.

Nearly spat my dummy out and embarked on a *£?&* %&%£ !$£!++* head lose. I suppose it got me to post.

 

I feel like a prize turnip...give me a manhug, you!

 

Hey, hold on just a minute. Which of you monkey chuffs voted for me as the poster with the worst grammar?

Cheeky bumfarmers. My grammar isn't that bad.

 

Feel the love.

:grouphug:Come on, everyone join in.

 

i would, but i seem to be covered in very painful rugburns. i don't want to be touched.

 

Rugburns?? Ooh nasty... How the hell did you manage that?

 

lol, you'll find out when a little older

 

Ohhhhhh...

Oh gosh. i feel nausous.....
Thanks for that.

 

See the mental scaring you' ve inflicted on these sorry kids. You should be ashamed of yourself, terrible. I bet you weren't looking for loose change, carpet burns in our money!:tongue:

 

*gasp* what sort of woman do you think i am?!!! i was playing with my daughters. apparently our carpet is highly abrasive.

 

i'm also covered in bruises. i wonder how the hell my kids can play as insanely as they do in my house and not be covered in bruises and rugburns, when it was one good fall that scraped half the skin off my knee and elbow and put the ugliest bruise on my arm. my right shoulder is really sore now, too. jeez. gettin old sucks.

 

fiddlesticks

 

hehehe. it's really funny to me how often people assume rampant, vicious sex whenever someone says rugburns.

 

hahahaha... I shant answer that question ; )

and youre kids sound like me and my brother when we were little.... Used to kill each other...

 

i swear to god, this one on my knee looks like it might need a skin graft. WTF?

 

Does it look like a person? and Have you named it yet?

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!! We know dirty mouth!!! Fancy creating such imagery. Terrible, I feel violated; and to bring other juveniles into this sorded masquerade while using the Lord's name in vain, well I never. I should be contacting social services and the police. What's the number for Interpol?