the off-topic thread

White potatoes are toxic when eaten raw

Also, my bunnys nearly at the bells!

vv

 

I talk to the stars...in my head...

:leaving:

 

i cant remember what i was gonna say!
ohh shoot.

 

If you say "go figure" to me i will be very, very tempted to use violence

Please refrain

 

i had the weirdest dream last night. Then i woke up and had another weird dream. Now i want to talk to Luke. I feel bad.

 

Grrrr some people annoy me

 

Talked to Luke.
some of my "friends" are being dicks... *sigh*
least its not all of them.

 

My stupid screens broken and has little bitty flashing bits all over it and i cant see a thing! Where am i?

 

It's a doll!!!!! I don't understand it!

 

Those doll baby things, well weird. Especially the one who thought her grandson was her own son. Why does that happen so often? Is it because they messed up with their actual kid?

ooh humanity

 

Ooh i love moon beams signature...

 

I hugged a kitten the other day. it was so warm and snug, it was blissful. The vibration of its purring made my day. As it was a kitten, I was able to carry it around on my shoulder. She sat quite contently. Additional: I have whiplash in the foot.

 

I think wheel nut should be added to the list of poll options.

 

I was walking down the streets with no name and there was someone hanging around a corner. He said that he had two dogs. Anyway, I strolled on past and fed the squirrels in the park. Long, stretchy, crushy rodents. Just felt like stretching one then letting go of its tail to see if it could reach the moon.

Anyone who doesn't own a PVR must get one.

 

I absolutely love every one of you
I have forgiven those who hurt me
I want to share myself with the world if they want me,
and im just being open and honest and true
Do they want me? Will they ever?
I just want to spread good energy
and eat chocolate cake
Basically

 

And all things silver and cold!

 

I collapsed in Costa Coffee once in Bath after they gave me skimmed instead of soya, and someone said i looked like a beetroot and laughed. Bloody charming!

Also im not quite myself at the moment
Why do those Buddhist monks shave their heads?

 

I awoke this morning to the sound of drilling. The usual council-regenerating-rundown-block-of-flats-scenario. I turned over and went back to sleep.Before I went to bed last night, I set my beloved Freeview PLayback machine to record Rain Man. Thought I would "drill" my audio experience this fine morning.

 

I'z takin me medz innit!

Sometimes it feels like im one of those druggies trying to work round the blue lights in the public toilets

And there are lot of pills and some taste a bit like arse
I bet

 

I had a dream last night of being at a McDonalds Express 24, early in the morning. There were two girls and I said, "Good morning". I was thinking about myself working here. I said that I had worked for McDonalds before. Then I noticed a Metropolitan police sticker on their shoulders. I knew that one would need an CRB check for this one. Aswell as running this restaurant all night long, they were the only two people there.

I woke up, my cat had made its way onto my pillow. I could smell catbreath as I saw two cat eyes staring at me. They were green.