so my parents said they are "sometimes when i come home" going to drug test me is there any way to bypass this or to cheat my way out? >.< if there isnt i have to quit and i dont know how long they are going to do this for and if not is there a good replacement for pot?
oh and i also dont know anything about drug tests so if someone could inform me on it i would much appreciate it
quit, and while quitting (sober 1-3 months) piss in alot of containers. so that way every time they test u, ull have clean piss. Then eventually theyll probobly stop testing u.
^haha, it's true. besides having clean piss on hand all the time, you're screwed if you don't know when the test is. However, if you knew at least 3 hours in advance, it would be pretty easy, since it's a home test(I assume your parents aren't getting lab tests ). You could drink lots of water in the 3 hours(dilution), and take a good amount of vitamin B2 or B12 about an hour before(to give it a yellow color). As long as it's diluted, you'd test negative, and your parents would see it was nice and yellow. But you would need those few hours in advance and it would have to be a home test(u need at least 2 days to prep a dilution for a lab test).
You could say that you dont have to go to the bathroom, and then go to sleep. Can someone explain to me how a home drug test would even work? Because the parents wouldn't have all the scientific equipment to check for ph levels like in the lab.
there is something that can replace mj...Cocaine Takes 3 days to be out yo system mabey less than that with a high metabalism such as my self
I hear that most people who use this method for lab tests double plastic baggy the piss and tape it to their crotches. After an hour(guess) it should be warm. Hm... I guess that doesn't work for you either as you would always have to have that taped to you just in case... Wow, this situation really sucks.
their using something called "At home drug test" the website is www.athomedrugtest.com its a urine thing so i think if i find a bottle to piss in when im sober, save it and keep it in my pockets when i get home or something (or hide it in the bathroom) i should be fine and just in case ill always drink fuck loads of water
------>Here ooo i just found it costs 16$ and my moms been telling me their low on money ill stay sober for the first one, then ill piss in some bottles and hide em lmao
Lol. Be careful with the 'drinking fuck loads of water just in case', as they might notice the lack of color in your urine.
another question, if i pee in bottles (like a contact solution bottle or something) will the urine make percipitate at the bottom of the bottle? (will it harden material to the bottom of the bottle because of how long its stored?) Percipitate: Chemistry A solid or solid phase separated from a solution. i hope my question is understandable...
my parents have drug tested me twice... first time it was necessary cause it was first time i ever got busted and my school was going to test me to see if i had smoked before a football game cause everyone likes to run there mouth in highschool... and some dumbass parents like to call principals and try to get me in trouble... my parents were just trying to make sure the piss was clean before i take a real one... home drug tests.. you pee in a cup and on the top it has a list of things like thc(for pot) amp for amphetamines... and it has like 5 others one for coke one for xtc and other drugs but if you dont have it in your system a bar will show up under the drug if you do it wont show up... you can put anything from water to kool aid in there and nothin will fail unless it has thc in it... however a few weeks ago they tested me again because i smelled like pot one night coming home... i just poured green tea into the cup and i passed lol...
and it probaly will peripitate... and how are you gonna explain bottles full of piss when your parents find them... and thats just fuckin gross... and plus with just keeping some green tea all the time you dont have to quit a month so you can piss clean piss in a bottle...
why are they so stupid, why would they tell you they are going to test you, they should just pop into your room one day and say hey you're getting drug tested.