We posted these back in 2003, and I thought I'd revive them. Do you have any you'd like to add? Do a George Michael impression. Ask them if it's true that all cops must fail an IQ test to have a job. Jump on top of their cruiser and start stripping. Ask for directions to Dunkin' Doughnuts. Poke them in the tummy to see if they laugh like the Pillsbury doughboy. When he asks you "Do you know why I pulled you over?", answer "No. Do you?" Tap him and say "Tag, you're it!" then fall down and play dead. Ask him for his mom's phone number. Ask him to pull your finger. Be black or any other minority. Attempt to bribe them with counterfeit money. Ask them, "Did you see Reno 911 last night? I love that show!" Moan in pleasure while being frisked. When he's giving you a sobriety test and tells you to touch your nose, instead stick your finger in your mouth and give him a wet willie. Tell them, "I'll quit smoking pot when pigs fly!", then add, "Oh that's right! You guys have helicopters now!" When he's reading you your rights and says, "Anything you say will be held against you", say "Your wife's tits". Ask them if it's true that cops always become cops because they are compensating for a small penis. Ask them for directions to: The Gay Pride Parade NORML Headquarters Green Party Headquarters Indymedia Headquarters Louis Farrakhan's office Blow your nose on an American flag. Walk up to them wearing a tie-dye shirt and carrying a big camcorder and ask, "Which way to the protest rally"? Ask them to autograph your copy of Mein Kampf. Ask him how his parents took it when he told them he was homosexual. Ask them, "Do my eyes look bloodshot?" Walk up to them with a voodoo doll dressed like a cop and stick a pin into it. Walk up to a cop, grab his nose and go, "Beep! beep!" Flash them. Moon them. Hang a cop in effigy.
Ask them to autograph your copy of Mein Kampf hahahaha that ones my favorite Hey is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum. And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
Ask them, "Did you see Reno 911 last night? I love that show!" Most cops i've met said that Reno 911 is the most realistic cop show out there... and i'd believe it too. neways, for your list, this is actually something i want to do someday: when you're being transported in the back of the cruiser, remain completely silent, wait until the cop is navigating a difficult turn/intersection and let out the most blood curdling scream you ever heard. also: never, ever say "beer me!"
Don't dow hat my sister did and say in a very loud voice 'Those boys weren't smoking cigarettes were they. Oh my gosh taht was weed!' Cue me pointing to the pig now walking in the direction of her pointing. She's not a hippie haha
Me and a friend of mine pretended to have sex on the boot of his car when we got pulled over for overloading the car. Complete with screaming his name and bouncing the car quite vigorously... the cops were not impressed...
Me and a friend of mine pretended to have sex on the boot of his car when we got pulled over for overloading the car. Complete with screaming his name and bouncing the car quite vigorously... the cops were not impressed... Smooth. Those are wicked funny! Peace and laughs
"Well officer, when I reached down to grab my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and lodged between the pedals, causing me to lose control of the vehicle."
1) Attach a donut to a peice of string 2) offer it to him with your hand out(string running up your sleave)3) Just as he reaches for it, Yank teh donut back just out of his reach! The guy I did this 2 was not amused. His partner was cracking up though! Ps: DON'T FORGET 2 GIVE HIM THE DONUT AFTER 1(or 2 tries if they're dumb enough !) Pain is coming if U forget this!!! :dupe:
