Fake Boobs

Buddy is graduating tomorrow, so we all went out tonight... ended up at a strip club.... and leaving out unimportant details, I got to feel some fake tits...

It was ghastly...

I didn't like them on principle before, now I realize how "fake" they really are..

Perhaps its harder to tell with some boob jobs, but wowow in no way is it worth it... unless the goal is guys who are into that sort of thing... but thats not exactly something worth striving for.

 

To me its like abortion, its a womans choice and I wont complain either way! IF you could tell they were fake it was a real bad cheap boob job or a way oversized job.

 

Yea sounds like a real cheap job

 

fort u aint aloud to touch

 

It was, very obvious and she probably went from a a/b to a d... I can't accept that someone wants to stuff plastic in their body to look "better"... it points to self esteem issues, not gives solutions... although maybe in her profession it was an investment, it speaks to where we are as a shallow society.

 

i've felt some that were better than others, but typically is was on a woman who already had some natural breast. most of the time they look like grapefruits stuffed under a thin layer of sking. they don't move right. it's so sad. especially having a preference for tiny tits like i do.

 

If I can see and feel them and there is an attached nipple, they're real enough for me.

 

they make me think that they would go squeak squesk

 

That only happens when you wrap them in ceran-wrap. Which I've found isn't really a popular bedroom maneuver anyway.

 

they look like they're already tied up with rope, which sort of reduces the joy of tying them up with rope in the bedroom.

 

accurate description

 

it seemed apt. like that scene in the big lebowski, where they're throwing that lovely topless woman up in the air, and her beautiful breasts are just bouncing and swinging all over the place. real breasts to that, fakes don't. once of my favorite scenes in a movie ever. finally, the real (and smaller) breast getting the attention it deserves.

 

yeah i know what you mean.

i have felt some fake tits and it kind of made me cringe a little.

 

the big lebowski... a true cinematic gem

that scene was awesome!

 

i still imagine it in my head when i'm trying to go to my happy place.

 

id only contemplate getting fake tits if i literally had no boobs at all... and even then i might not do it. i know 2 women who literally have no breasts and it doesn't seem so bad, not having to wear bras is pretty liberting. and at least they know when a man asks them out it isn't just cos they have big tits

 

well, and in the case where a woman has to have a mastectomy. that's hard enough.

 

well, being considered attractive because you have big tits isn't ALL bad. i know i would never have gotten some dates without mine. however, big tits only get you so far.

 

a friend of a friend has huge fake boobs on her tiny petite body.. so obvious they're fake.. I don't like them, they're up to high and feel like jello

 

there was this chick that used to work out at the gym where i was working who was such a heinous, stuck up twat to everyone. high maintenance, mean, insulting, rude, nasty. all she had going for her was her perfect body and her beautiful face. but then she decided to get implants. they hardened, they leaked, they had to be removed, leaving scar tissue and nasty marks all over her chest. had she not been so fucking evil, i would have felt bad for her. as it was, i considered it karma.