It has been quite awhile since I've been here. I've been out living a "real" life and as appreciative as I am for my new pseudo adult lifestyle, I do miss mindless, pointless fun of Random Thoughts How have you people been?
They are still trying to kill me but find it harder to do because they spend most of the day at daycare My oldest has entered the state of teenagerism and has lost interest in killing, she just wants to drive me insane All in all we are good Have I missed any big changes around here?
I (Lynsey) moved to nevada and am engaged to Andy (CrummyRummy) We're getting married next month. Nice to see you. I was wondering what you have been up to. What's new with you?
Not bad. My first son was due on Friday. He should be coming Monday or Tuesday. How's life as an engineer
YAY!!!!! welcome back!! i missed you. i'm good. my baby is 2 now, and completely insane. my five year old is in school.
I'm not working in my field. I work for the federal government. I moved out of my pissy apartment. Most things are new with me HAHA. I've gone from wearing the same t-shirt and jeans two days in a row to wearing a suit everyday. i'm the only one in my training class with kids and I have 5 so they have no idea what to make of me. Its fine with me...just further proof I'm special
*Shudders* Ewwww........ Atleast the benefits are good. As good as you probably look in a suit, I wouldn't know what to make of you either knowing you have 5 kids. What field of work are you going to be doing for them?
Ah, the terrible two's...the first time I considered putting my kids up for adoption. Good luck with that How are you doing? I mean, is all cool?
things are outrageously fantastic, except i can't seem to get a good/happy picture of joey for ebay...me and dave are COMPLETELY out of debt. debt free, after years of hell. he got a massive bonus AND a raise. we went to my mom's house for the holidays, and thankfully we only had to stay 4 days. no one actually got hit, but it's not christmas until someone storms out of the house. this year it was three people at various times. but we all went golfing and drinking the next day, so it was just right. it was more like an easter egg hunt, and my older brother got in an altercation with a very small man, but they patched it up when i told the guy that JB had just been on the phone with his exwife with the little guy started getting lippy. it was a really funny fight, though. jb was twice this guy's size, and the guy called him "cell phone boy." which made me giggle...then jb says "you got some pretty blue eyes...they're about to turn black." at which point i guffawed. then the little guy stomps away and gets in his minivan. jb yells to him "NICE VAN!" then yells to me "HE'S DRIVING A MINIVAN." i was just dying. my stepfather was horrified, my sister was pissed she missed it, because she'd driven the cart up to the fence by my mom's house to sneak in some beers. oh, man, outrageous times. it's good to be home.
Yeah..... You don't even know the half of it. The story's bigger than fisted pussy. I'm happy about it though. My young king. I get to teach him everything I know..... then after he turns 5 we can learn together. In all seriousness though, I am really excited. I just need to have the rest of them within the next couple of years so those little shits are all out of my house by the time I'm 45. No free loading in this house. Unless it's me.
Yes, unless you are against us. In which case.....well it's so awful, I just recommend suicide. It'd be a lot less messy.
