i need to cuddle someone.

dude , thats exactly my style too

I love you

 

I love you too Gary.

 

cuddles are the best

 

ladies let me be the first to volunteer my cuddle services. three and a half years have passed since i was curled up with my last girlfriend and damn i miss it. i'll even drive cross-country from cuddle to cuddle to bring mutual satisfaction to all.

 

dave is sometimes a mind reader, he cuddled me. and then i really really impressed him with my repayment skills. dude... :stunned: i impressed MYSELF. i'm a badass.

see, guys all it takes for us to want to impress you is a cuddle every now and then.

 

Scratch that Fifth Element shit and throw in some fuckin Last Boyscout. Now THAT is the shit. Either way KC, I'm here to save your day. I must warn you though I'm easy excited so don't do a whole lot of squirming or you may find yourself the victim of a "stick up".

 

i'll keep that in mind. i have a hard time ignoring a warm body as well.

the last boyscout is fucking awesome.

i just like the fifth element because of that white band body suit milla is wearing.

 

Very true. Also, as much as I LOVED lucky number s7even, I have to say it's a one watcher in my mind. Without the twist it's just not the same enjoyment for me.

Warm bodies are awfully tempting aren't they?

 

i'm not quite sure what they're for, except ravagement...and cuddling before the next ravagement. i got dave three times in two hours.

 

indy you're an idiot, the fifth element is the bomb

 

Better an idiot than a Canadian, I always say. I can get smarter. You rejects are fucked.

 

you could never get smarter, that idea is just laughable

i may be a canadian, but i'm hot

 

You're kinda too easy to be hot, and for not being smart I'm the only one out of the two of us who knows how to keep a job.


PS. You look like dues ex in drag. And sadly the vast majority finds that to be hot, oddly enough. I do not.

 

god did I miss it? this cuddle sounds like heaven except for the lame ass movies. I got sick of Bruce Willis after Aramgeddon.


I have the cuddle-order down pat.
hmmmmmmmmmm.


hey, did I smell some canadian bashing? :huh:

 

Damn right. Your country folk have forgotten their place in my absence. I was just reminding them that when you flame a dragon, your ass gets roasted.

 

you get banned for that kind of talk now, plus you are off-topic.

can't you see us CONFORM?

 

Fuck that. Fuck this. Fuck canada and people who look like Eliot in drag. I'm out.

 

ahhh, man, it's good to have chaos in our lives again.

 

If you want to cuddle.....................................................





Turn the thermostat way down.........................there.





Your partner will come looking to cudddle like a little kitty cat.

 

I never heard the door click.