Hell yeah, I'm happy to see you guys. I've missed all my subjects in my absence. One of them just decided to get a little out of line....so I corrected the issue. That and it seems the average IQ has continued to drop in my absence. A terrible tragedy. Nonetheless, I will still not be a frequent visitor here. I will make sure to post plenty of pictures when the baby comes though. Figures his ass would be arriving late. Has to make his own entrance. Just like me.
Thank my brothers wife for todays appearant hotness. She threatened to kick out jessie and the kids while I was on my way to work because my brother instructed me to tell her to stop calling him while he was driving. I told her to suck my dick and shut the fuck up. Then apologized to my brother for speaking to his wife that way. I'm still mad because I didn't get to finish telling her exactly what I thought about her before I shut my mouth and hung up.
One day while we split a round of beers and shoot the breeze, you'll realize it's only half a cover up. And that's the honest truth.
I've suspected as much as it is. Gotta be high stress awaiting the imminent arrival... I'll be looking forward to the good news man!
Feudin' is so much more intense when it's in the family. Trust me I know... thar's a brewin' war in mine.... over a fucking folding chair no less.
my brother nearly got arrested over a pooper scooper altercation. hmph. sometimes it doesn't have to be within family. sometimes it's just a personality. snicker.
For some reason, this forum is suddenly dominated by an extreme aura of homosexuality. Hmm... could this have anything to do with Adam being back (Great to have ya back man )
it's not as much fun without having him here to insult us and attack us viciously. i find i'm somehow sad now.