waking up with coffee

Tests have revealed that there are more than one way to wake up with coffee. While enjoying a nice cup of joe in the morning is suggested, you can also dump hot coffee all over yourself. May be a rougher way to start the day, but it will wake you up.

 

I'll take some OJ..


dumped all over me that is.

 

bong hits and coffee.. now thats how ya start the day....

however ill opt out of pouring anything over me..

 

Coffee gives me a case of the mean shits. Otherwise I'd probably drink it for sure.

 

If you get in a regiment of drinking coffee you shouldn't get the shits. It's considered to be a natural laxative from the actual plant itself.

 

If you get in the regement of shooting up morphine, you won't get drowsy anymore. But that doesn't make me want to jump on board the morphine train. If something doesn't "settle" with me than I'm not going to force my body to get used to it. Whether it be coffee, tea, morphine or anything else.

 

Shitting is fun, though, isn't it?! haha

 

lol, normaly yes. But not when I have the coffee shits. Then it becomes very unpleasant for me, and everyone else involved.

 

yeah thats how I get with the morphine shits-haha

Coffee never really bothered me. Certain types will bother my stomach and cause me to get a little nauseas, but never too bad.

 

See...now morphine shits are a whole nother story. At least with coffee I realize that I have to shit, and make it half way to the bathroom before all hell breaks loose. That is instead of just sittin around saying, "hey man do you smell that?"

 

I don't usually drink coffee in the morning (I don't drink coffee usually, just a little on some occasions). I prefer Coca Cola or fruit juice instead. And waking up is easy or not depending on how much I slept overnight (and how well).

 

i'm pretty sure all stimulants help you shit actually.

i'd say pouring coffee all over yourself is a great idea, because then you could sue folgers for not providing a warning label against doing so

 

yeah..that...

 

I try not to drink much coffee. I have enough bad habits as it is.

I do love to shit though.

 

My morning coffee is an essential part of my routine. I made the mistake of giving it up a few years ago and I now get migraines as a lasting memento of that mistake. I used to do the bong hits and coffee thing on weekends. That was my favorite part of the day. Unfortunately the weed portion of that morning routine is gone permanently.

 

oh man, you're scaring me. how could giving up coffee cause migraines?

 

I can't account for how or why it happened I can only relate the fact that it did.

 

I can't remember the model, but someone made tractors with the warning label:

CAUTION: Avoid death.

 

i've read somewhere that taking wet coffee grounds and putting a thin layer over areas of cellulite and then covering it with plastic wrap for a good 10-20 mins is supposed to make it less visible or disperse it. i think you have to do it fairly often though, and i have no idea if it actually works. i've never cared enough to try it.

but yes, coffee is amazing. i dont put anything in mine, i like it really strong and black.

 

i'd probably rather not wake up with it spilled on me. even cold.

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