You are the red wine stain on my carpet

that's because you're a 21 yr old male (said in the loving, shit-giving tone of this lovely thread).

 

I love you. SO MUCH! hahahahaha!

 

heheheh. i love light hearted exchanges of insults. it makes me feel warm and cuddly inside, like i'm back home in my mama's lap.

 

hahaha, true dat. haha.

 

i like your mamas lap

 

who doesn't?

 

nazis!

 

why, you ask?

it's simple, we're the shit. =]

 

That sounds like an insult. Red wine would ruin carpet. Have you ruined some part of him? How the fuck is that a compliment? Lol.

 

what if he said you are the white wine stain on my carpet, that changes the entire meaning doesn't it.....

 

oh noes, now i'm all confused!!! there would still be a stain. everyone knows that even water stains white carpet.

saying white wine staining white carpet would be an insult because it would be saying that you are almost invisible to me...still there, i can see you, but i hardly acknowledge you. if that makes any sense

 

HAHA!!

 

Haha, you guys crack me up

It was very cute, I agree. He got so confused with his words as well when he tried to explain WHY it's a compliment, aww.

Then I called him a Westlife reject.

 

:lol: that made me laugh so hard, my stomach hurts now.

 

i would certainly be intrigueged. i would guess they were associating me, or something i had done, with something they enjoyed, and really really curious as to where and when i might have caused them to do so.

as i'm neither a wine, or any other form of alcohaul cosumer, let alone spiller, i would assume they were speaking aligoricly in some sense.

it does suggest having been enjoyed having been cuddled with on someone's floor.

or more then cuddled with, which sounds like fun.

though at this point in my life, they'd either be talking about a shaired dream, some sort of fantasy, or myself as metaphore.

there is a line in the rubiat, "and when you reach the spot where i made one, turn down an empty glass".

=^^=
.../\...

 

Well, you can interpret that in many ways... it depends how he meant it...

 

awwe, i love it when guys get confused when they try to explain emotions. it's so cute. hahaha.

HAHA, nice. just nice. haha.