Thinkin Bout Drinkin The Bleach

Ok so i last smoked on the days of december 29-31, and i had to stop smoking after the summer becuase I moved in with a friend and his family for my senior year, and they know I was an everyday smoker, so they said I could stay under the condition that I agree to be tested until at least April, or possibly graduation which is in June. So as I said the last time I smoked was on the days of December 29-31, and I probably smoked about 6 grams in those days. I have an at home drug test/screening once I get home from school today, and I know I wont pass clean without an additive or something like that, and I read on a post by TopNotchStoner on a different thread that if you put a small capful of bleach into a gallon of water you will test clean, and i HAVE to pass this test, I have been putting it off for a week now, and I am 100% sure I am taking this test today or tomorrow, so I have also heard that adding about 5 drops of bleach to your urine will make the test come up as negative, so I was wondering if I should just drink the gallon of water with a LITTLE bit of bleach in it, and add a little bit of bleach to my urine, I need some help from you HF members, please and thanks!

 

yuck, i don't think i can down a glass of water with bleach in it.
after school go to your headshop and get a detox. or ask the worker what's best for home drug test. better bring like 50 bucks though.

 

yeah, only problem is, I moved out of Boston in the summer, and im in a small county in Maine, closest headshop is a 2 hour drive away. So to drink the bleach and add some to my urine or what? please, i need help with this!

 

hahah this is so funny. DRINKING BLEACH DOES NOTHING. Sometimes putting bleach in your piss can dilute it but seriouslly if your counting on bleach to save you then know that your already going to fail. Trust me dont drink it that is retarded. THC is stored in fat cells its not like the bleach is going to somehow extract and kill the thc or something strange.

 

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/resignationkit/Drugtest.asp

8.1.1 Bleach (powdered)
Chlorinated bleach will test negative, and it's the best household additive. In an emergency, Jeff Nightbyrd recommends adding unscented bleach crystals to a diluted sample. It's recommended to grind the powdered bleach to a finer grain. 1/4 teaspoon is recommended for a 60cc sample. For liquid bleach, add six to ten drops. Bleach will throw the pH outside the normal body range; so it may be apparent that the sample was tampered with. Some bleaches foam or leave residue, so experiment with different brands before selecting which to use.

 

^ yah exactly what I meant, I just didnt say it'll throw it out of the normal pH ranges, meaning a smart person is going to know you fucked with the test so better just be safe and not use bleach in case.

 

im doing an at home test with the red lines man, not a lab test, so drinking things when they come out in your urine can fuck with the at home test im pretty sure

 

ok, i've passed over 3 piss tests in my day, 2 were for a job and one was at my house. I don't have time to drive down to a head shop and shell out 20 or so bucks on a detox; so heres my method. Cranberry juice, I know it sounds nasty but you get used to the taste. And lots of water. TONS. The whole point is that it dilutes youre piss so much that the THC in it is barely noticeable when compared to the water. The cranberry juice makes you piss a lot more and throws in a bunch of randown vitamins and shit. Just go to the store and buy a thing of cran juice and drink it with a ton of water. This method is tried and true. Hope i posted this soon enough.

 

if there's a GNC around your area, i think they sell detox kits, but i'm not real sure
they are in most malls, i think, so instead of trying to find a head shop look there.

 

/\ thats just what i've heard, and the drinking bleach thing, if i heard it from another member i probably wouldnt believe it, but coming from TNS, you sorta gotta believe it, especially how he said hes seen people smoke an ounce the day before, and still pass the next day

 

he didnt say they drank the bleach!!

you add it to the fucking piss man. keep a little bleach in ur pocket and add it to the piss. either that or put someone elses piss in a condom strapped to your leg. ive seen that work plenty of time. dont drink bleach!!!

 

no , i can 100% guarantee you he said DRINK the bleach, but just a small capful of it, mixed into a gallon of water, which makes its dangerous effects much less drastic, and all the chemical shit in the bleach can fuck with the test i guess, but yeah I already know that i am adding a little bleach to my urine, i just want to know if this drinking bleach thing has any chance of having my drug SCREENING with my AT HOME TEST come up as negative?

 

actually he did say drink the bleach. Or just try and get one of your friends that you know is clean, and tell them to piss for you in a condom, then just take that bitch to the test.

 

Putting in some visine in your sample will mess with most home tests. I think that would be your best option. I'm a little fuzzy on the science behind it, and I can't guarantee it will work on your test, but it should. DON'T drink the visine though.

 

listen man, i dont care if itll clean ur piss, its never a good idea to drink bleach. YOu could get sick. Wouldn't that sound ridiculous if you did get sick. "yea, umm aome stoner on the internet told me it would work". Bleach can kill you. Just flush with water. Nothing bad can happen, except for u having to piss ever 5 minutes.

 

Just a word of warning If you do decide to flush with water you may want to watch your consumption of water, to much water can also flush the electrolyte's out of your kidneys and yes cause death. while drinking mass amounts of water be sure to ad things such as energy drinks to replace lost electrolytes. Also DO NOT DRINK BLEACH.

 

yeah so i had the test today, and i put the bleach in, how i got it in there deserves a new thread, but i passed, thank god

 

Wow, when I read this title I thought it was a suicide post.

 

i say get some clean piss from someone and just do that.

make sure you have kept it strapped to your leg so that it's fairly warm.

i really dont think you will have too many problems, especially considering that these are the parents of a friend. i really doubt that they will be watching you take the piss very closely

 

i already passed the test