Has Anyone Ever Heard Of Van Halen?!?

I know.

Jump pwns all.

 

It makes me want to have a sexual eruption.

 

I think the spandex is what did it for me.

Jiggling wangs in spandex.

The eighties were glorious.

 

Glorious indeed.

 

It's a shame I'm not going to remember that show :-(

 

I'd count that as a blessing, personally.

 

A friend was gonna go to a Van Halen show when they played in Little Rock just a while ago.

Thankfully I talked him out of it. I actually had to bribe him with beer so that he would stay.

It was worth it though... he would have probably lost a ridiculous amount of braincells if he went.

I take care of my friends.

 

haha I saw Van helsing at bumpershoot one year I thought it was gonna be a bad van halen knock off or something haha but a bad ass name

 

van halen and DLR kicked ass, but HAGAR??? come on dude, hes just some fat old man in a perpetual mid life crisis

 

the reason is HAGAR outparties David Lee Roth.

Here he is in action:



ain't nothing wrong with that outfit no matter the age!!!

and check out their bass player, you can just tell the dude drinks whiskey

 

Actually, Im pretty sure Trogdor outparties you all.

 

The day that this man was born was a grim day in Ugly history.

 

and check out the DRUMMER, with so many drums you can just tell he rocks 5/8 more than anyone else!!! This guy, I would swoon if I ever met him, seriously, I would want to jump right into his arms

 

I find it hard to tell when you're being genuine and not sometime Gary my man.

 

Michael Bolton, sorry nope, i only enjoy hard rock


I bet if I interviewed 10 high school students, 7 would say that Van Halen are the most up and coming band of the last 2 years.

Shits contemporary

 

They certainly set a trend with their release of Hot for Teacher

Today in western PA a 26 year old female physical education teacher was arrested for sending nude photos to a 14 year old student. Ironically it was a male student not a female like most people had first assumed

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b5t5GukrWOU



Hotwater

 

Michael Bolton's got nothing on Bryan Adams

 

i think your mom would be more interesting to discuss. did i tell you i did her last night? twice.

ok i lied. 3 times.

 

I like to dress up as an old fat woman and go into Michael Bolton fan's houses.

So you had sex with me.

3.5 times, technically.

Ha!

 

It's hard to pay attention to Michael Bolton up there after having sex with Masterofpuppest in his mom's bed.