Has Anyone Ever Heard Of Van Halen?!?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by seamonster66, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. Smelly Socks

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    I know.

    Jump pwns all.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

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    It makes me want to have a sexual eruption.
     
  3. Smelly Socks

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    I think the spandex is what did it for me.

    Jiggling wangs in spandex. :D

    The eighties were glorious.
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

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    Glorious indeed.

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  5. floydianslip6

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    It's a shame I'm not going to remember that show :-(
     
  6. Smelly Socks

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    I'd count that as a blessing, personally.
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

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    A friend was gonna go to a Van Halen show when they played in Little Rock just a while ago.

    Thankfully I talked him out of it. I actually had to bribe him with beer so that he would stay.

    It was worth it though... he would have probably lost a ridiculous amount of braincells if he went.

    I take care of my friends.
     
  8. whatshappenin23

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    haha I saw Van helsing at bumpershoot one year I thought it was gonna be a bad van halen knock off or something haha but a bad ass name
     
  9. whatshappenin23

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    van halen and DLR kicked ass, but HAGAR??? come on dude, hes just some fat old man in a perpetual mid life crisis
     
  10. seamonster66

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    the reason is HAGAR outparties David Lee Roth.

    Here he is in action:

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    ain't nothing wrong with that outfit no matter the age!!!

    and check out their bass player, you can just tell the dude drinks whiskey

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  11. Cate8

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    Actually, Im pretty sure Trogdor outparties you all.
     
  12. Mitok

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    The day that this man was born was a grim day in Ugly history.
     
  13. seamonster66

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    and check out the DRUMMER, with so many drums you can just tell he rocks 5/8 more than anyone else!!! This guy, I would swoon if I ever met him, seriously, I would want to jump right into his arms

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    I find it hard to tell when you're being genuine and not sometime Gary my man.
     
  15. seamonster66

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    Michael Bolton, sorry nope, i only enjoy hard rock


    I bet if I interviewed 10 high school students, 7 would say that Van Halen are the most up and coming band of the last 2 years.

    Shits contemporary
     
  16. hotwater

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    They certainly set a trend with their release of Hot for Teacher [​IMG]

    Today in western PA a 26 year old female physical education teacher was arrested for sending nude photos to a 14 year old student. Ironically it was a male student not a female like most people had first assumed [​IMG]

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=b5t5GukrWOU



    Hotwater
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    Michael Bolton's got nothing on Bryan Adams :D
     
  18. masterofpuppest

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    i think your mom would be more interesting to discuss. did i tell you i did her last night? twice.

    ok i lied. 3 times.
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

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    I like to dress up as an old fat woman and go into Michael Bolton fan's houses.

    So you had sex with me.

    3.5 times, technically.

    Ha! :D
     
  20. BraveSirRubin

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    It's hard to pay attention to Michael Bolton up there after having sex with Masterofpuppest in his mom's bed.
     

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