That show is soooo hilarious cuz the losers who get arrested are SUCH RETARDS! Most common scenario: Mr. Cop: "Mind if I check your bag?" Mr. Crack Head: "Go ahead if you want." Mr. Cop: (after having completed search of aforementioned bag) "Put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest." Mr. Crack Head: "Uh, Why?" Mr. Cop: "Cuz there are like, illegal substances and stuff, like, um, crack pipes and other cool illegal crack items IN THE BAG YOU JUST GAVE ME PERMISSION TO SEARCH." Attention Possesors Of Illegal Substances and All Other Illegal Stuff: DO NOT. I repeat: DO NOT give Mr. Cop permission to search any vehicle, suitcase, purse etc. that contains illegal stuff. When Mr. Cop asks, Just Say "NO"! I actually watched one ep. where a teenage illegal-substance-possesor said, "I don't have any drugs in my car and if you don't believe me you can look." DUUUUUHHHHH!!!! WTF have these losers been smoking????
I dunno man. One of my favorite passtimes, is to get stoned and watch the TV show 'COPS'. I like to laugh at all the dumb asses who run, I feel sorry for the hookers though. They have it bad enough. If I know the show is on, I don't miss it.
Haha I love to watch cops! I remember watching one episode and this dude was like trying to smoke meth or something in the stairwell and the cop walked up on him.. and he (the methman) was all "Popi this.. Popi that.. No Popi.. Yes Popi.. Popi Popi" and the cops all "Stop calling me Popi" and the dude's all "Ok Popi".. Haha it was hilarious. There's some stupid people on cops.. for sure
Cops is pretty much the best show ever, and undeniable proof that alcohol creates more problems than you could ever imagine. Just watch the show and count how many times alcohol is a factor. Sure, drugs are big too, but not as big as alcohol. That's all the show is - just a bunch of fucking drunks. It's a pleasure to see them arrested, though, and their reactions are priceless. I love this show.
It is pretty entertaining. I love it when it becomes a chase on foot and the out of shape cops can't catch them.
YOU can learn alot from a dummy.... I have some crazy cop stories of my own..... Ive been pulled over so many times... I have a record of three speeding tickets in one day... Also driving non issured,, no licence,,, Fleeing Eluding... Driving over 141mph on one ticket....... But I have never been pulled over for weed.... AND on some of these occasions that I was pulled over for speeding I had weed in my pocket........COPS never asked me if I had weed didn't even suspect it.... He ran my ID.. plates and shit// NO WANTS NO WARRENT>>>>>>>>>Come back gives me a ticket and I roll No Licence mind you... I just got a ticket .....
My favorite was the one where the cop found some guy on the floor who wasn't breathing, and the cop attempted, poorly, CPR. After about a minute of failing horribly, the boom mic guy, a former paramedic, shoved the cop out of the way and resucitated the man. i like it when the camera men get involved, like the one episode where there's a naked dude in a barber shop, and he's greased up or something. The cop would be wrestling on the floor with him, the greased dude would slip out and crawl to the door, and the camera man would kick him away.
well, COPS is something you can always watch when stoned and got nothing better to do, I love when the bust some one for like 1 g o weed, and the the cop/s talk to themselfs,/the camera , "yup,, job well done"
i love when the cops are obviously using unnecessary force, esp on women. for instance this lady was trying to get into her ex-roommates house to get her stuff cause the roommate hadnt answered her phone in like 4 days, and the neighbor called the cops and they wrestle her to the floor for trying to show them her stuff she was trying to get, in the process breaking a huge glass table that looked expensive as hell, and they just kinda blew it off like "woops, owell sometimes it has to be done". theres actually some pretty cool cops, but most of them are dicks. and yeah the people on cops are stupid as hell, like not stupid like people in general, but stupid as in your like wtf are these guys thinkin?
Seriously. It's like no one understands they have the right to say No, I do not consent to a search, to a cop. And when cops try to trick you into telling them something, you have the right to remain silent! You don't have to speak to a cop, ever. That's pretty funny..but also very irritating. These are the people who make drugs look bad and just give the cops and the general public more reason to believe that all drugs turn you into an idiot (when in fact, it's more like the people on the drugs are already idiots before they start them).
