Bleach Balls

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by TrekkinJohnnyP, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. TrekkinJohnnyP

    TrekkinJohnnyP Member

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    yeah, so as i described in my drinking bleach thread, I ended up deciding to just put some bleach in my piss, and I passed, but heres the story. I was out of my friends house(where I live) for a while, and when i came home i had to take a major piss, so i just told my firends mom I'd use this piss for my urine sample for the at home test, so she stands in the doorway to keep an eye on me while i piss, and i have my little tiny plastic bottle of bleach in my waistband of my boxers, and then her son calls her to the stairs a little away from the door for a sec, and i grab the bleach and it slips out of my hand, flips over, gets bleach all over my package and balls, yet i still managed to grab the little bottle, get some bleach in the piss cup, and take a huge piss in the cup, and i put the piss on the counter and ran to my room, and changed out of those boxers, shirt , and jeans, as they are now stained with bleach, and yes I know about how i should put it in a visine bottle, i just didnt have one at my house at the time, so i had to settle for the teenie plastic container thingy, and my friends mom was talking about how it reaked like bleach in there, and I had to make up a whole story about how i thought the bleach was laundry detergent and i put it on a bunch of my clothes, including the ones i was wearing, and i found a bunch of clothes i was going to give away, and while she was out of the room, i put some bleach on some of those clothes to back up my story, and WOW am i happy i passed that test, once april comes around ill be off the test and good to go :spliff:
     
  2. myCHAINisGUCCI

    myCHAINisGUCCI Member

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    are you gonna keep living with them after april?

    if you are and they are saying theyll stop testing you. dont be surprised if they test you right after they say they one. oldest trick in the book.
     
  3. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    lol. bleach balls..
    are your pubes blond now?
     
  4. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    I bought a sweat shirt and it was really big and everything so I could bring urine in it to my tests, I was trying the bleach method as well. The bottle opened on the way to the test and ruined my sweater. It was black and had purple spots everywhere. I went back to the store the next day and said I bought it and it had some weird looking spots and exchanged it lol. I put the tags back on and everything.
     
  5. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Rofl. ^^^

    I would hate to spill bleech on my stuff.
     
  6. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Yeah thankfully I don't get drug tested. If I did I would most likely just ascertain the piss of a straight-edge friend.
     
  7. Sezzy

    Sezzy Member

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    LOL, that's one of the best stories I've ever heard. Congrats man
     
  8. get_up_stand_up

    get_up_stand_up Member

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    What is that?
     
  9. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    straight edge is a person that doesnt do drugs and all that bad stuff.
     
  10. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    oh man i read a book for school about a girl who commited suicide drinking bleach, nasty stuff.
     
  11. TrekkinJohnnyP

    TrekkinJohnnyP Member

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    yeah i will be living with them through the summer, its just that they wanted me to kind of get my life on track a little bit for my senior year, get some college stuff done, and they are crackign down on the testing right now, since this is wehn im applying to most of my colleges, and her son is in the middle of basketball season right now, but she herself smokes pot occasionaly, and she already has a deal she is smoking a fattie with us sometime in march or april, and by then ill be all set on what my plans are for next year, and its like a mutual agreement between me and her that the testing is done by then, and during the summer, she knows there is nothing she can do about the testing, because its the summer of my senior year, and she gets the point when i just mention that to her, she knows im gunna have fun
     
  12. CGhost

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    im trying to put bleach in a test i think i have coming up

    so just out of curiosity, how much bleach did u put in there?
     
  13. TrekkinJohnnyP

    TrekkinJohnnyP Member

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    i put too much like a small cap full by mistake because it started pouring out of the container i had the bleach in, but i think just about 3-4 drops is a good amount
     
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