a lady at mcdonalds going on a 5 minute diatribe about how she can give us spicy barbecue sauce and regular bbq sauce no matter what her manager said about the spicy bbq sauce. funny shit for sure.
once me and a bunch of folks were at my buddie's house, all smoking pot, drinking, smoking cigarettes (i smoked like a bandit back then) we were talking about how everyone always tries to take out a cigarette from a pack and flick it into their mouth and catch it by the filter, mostly when other people aren't around, but none of us had EVER actually done it, or seen anyone else ever accomplish it. my friend, immediately after saying almost that exact sentence, took out a pall mall, tossed it towards his face and on the first try caught it filter-first in his mouth and lit it. a hush fell over the crowd.... also once i was stoned as shit running around in the woods at the resevoir, looking for mischief to get into. i knew that there was a bald eagle or two that were known to be nesting around there, but had never previously seen one in the wild. so i'm running around in the trees and little hills arond the bank by myself, when all of a sudden i hear this loud, deep "wooshing" sound like a louder, deeper version of the sound made by swinging something through the air really fast....i look up, and not more than 30 feet away and about 20-30 feet over the ground i see this ENORMOUS bald eagle flying right near me....the wingspan on this bird was massive, i couldnt believe it....i almost got carried away to be regurgitated for babies later....i peed a little
I saw some kid dressed up as a knight riding on a (Real) horse ontop of the hill by my school when I was high once. Weird shit.
me and my friend came out of a movie and proceeded to get high. well we went back to the mall and were stopped by this huge wigger, who couldnt have been more than a year or too older than us. he stopped us and asked us if we had any "ciggys" and we said we dont he said "all shit i shoulda known a couple young'ns like yall wouldnt be smok'n n tokin. shit, ive been been robbin liquor stores since u'se was just a nutstain on yo mama's draw's." we then left him while he was, really, free style rapping about "hows u'se is bitch's". well were almost in the mall when this car pulled up next to us and slowly rolled down the window. it was a black guy who had his hand in his shirt in the passenger seat and told us to give him all our money. we asked him really and he said no. than he said "u look like a couple of my nigga's friend. u know him?" he said without giving us the name. we said no and he just pulled off. that was a freakin weird moment.
getting baked with my roomie at the house, we got all smoked up and apparently so did his cat. it started running around the house at top speed. then ran for the back door. i opened the door and the cat ran straight to and straight up a huge tree. the cat didn't stop until it was sitting on a limb 30 feet in the air. he didn't come down for hours.
Smoking out cats kicks ass. My cats always relax in front of my heater and will sit there for HOURS until the got the munchies.
it wasn't intentional but apparently he got a serious contact buzz. the weird thing is that i had a cat too and he never seem affected by it.
it seems like when i'm stoned the weirdest things happen, even when i'm sober they seem kinda weird. one time me and my cousin were baked as fuck and we go to a macs store, buy 2 pops and 2 hotdogs, and the total comes to $4.20. that was either a coincidence or the guy knew we were baked and entered it in purposely (which is unlikely, because the hotdogs were 99 cents, and the pops were somewhere around that to, so with the tax it should add up to that. then we go into tim hortons and the lady who served us goes up to us when were eating and is like "so what drugs you kids on?" at first it seemed like one of those total anti-drug fucks, but she told us that people come in here all the time asking where to buy pot. she said she wasn't against drugs, but she said we were a bit too young (my cousin who is 14 looks like he is 10) to be using drugs. other shit that has happened - this random cat started making this noise at me and my cousin when we were sleeping outside. it scared the shit out of us and we were afraid to move for like 10 minutes. when we got the cat is was like skin and bone so we ended up giving it some food, and the thing hung around my grandma's house for days.
