i wanna date a stripper

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by Pizda, Jan 5, 2008.

  1. Pizda

    Pizda Banned

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    yeah, me and my freind Darius where at the strip club this night, and the girls which are the strippers are extremely good looking...

    since i have never been in a relationship, and have been emotionally and mentally suffering because of this, i said "fuck this, im tired of being a fucking loner fuck, ****, depressed bitch with no girl freind", i said this to the stripper when she said you wanna lap dance: i said this to her: "hey, can i can your number? i'd like to go out with you" she is yes..i was like "damn im surprised", but then she said after you give me 20 dollars for the lap dance..


    i didnt have the 20 dollars...but im very sure in her body language and extression that she would of given me her number..


    seriosuly, im gonna kill myself if i do not have a relation ship, and my family wont be very happy...nor my freinds, they will be kinda mad..


    but dude..i swear to god, this shit has GONE SO FUCKING FAR!!!!!!!


    im gonna start asking girls out in grocery stores, my work!...holy shit! im so much in pain! the fucking pain hurts! not having that special somebody!


    im a man! a fucking great looking man! looking for that female companion that will make my world amazing!!!!


    shit!!!!!!!!!!

    this has gone to FAR!!!!!!! im 18 dammit! im gonna start asking hookers to be my girl freind, fuck, anyone
     
  2. katyismename

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    18 is still young, why do you want to settle down already? try and enjoy the freedom of being single. relationships aren't THAT great either, it's silly to think about killing yourself over not having a girlfriend, you are still a teenager!
    the strippers are trained to flirt with men so they can earn more money and tips.
    don't you want a girlfriend that you actually like? if you're going out with someone for the sake of it, it will probably end badly. just be friendly and get to know girls, go out with your friends and have fun.
     
  3. Man.Marijuana

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    Thats some good advice, i didnt lose my v-card til 16 so ull do good man, my older bro was a late bloomer though, didnt get laid til 20 years old everything has a reason
     
  4. audiovisions

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    You know what you need to do, and sorry if this comes off as rude.

    Quit being an EMO bitch, find your path in life, get a good job, make some money. Then come the women, its guranteed.

    If one happens to come your way in the meantime, by all means don't turn them down. Women are attracted to guys that have a good plan for their lives, not ones that sit around complaining about not having a g/f.

    I had some trouble when I was younger too, actually had better luck when I was 18 then I did when I was in my early 20s. Now, I actually have several quality women at my door, and the reason is because I have my shit together.
     
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  6. GreenPeace13

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    just ask a girl out for coffee or dinner sometime
    get to really know them
    Dont look to a stripper for a relationship
    bad news right there
    You're looking in a the wrong places.
    and hey, looks arent everything
    I get the impression that youre looking for more of a physical relationship than emotional
    and how do you expect anybody else to love you when it seems that you hate yourself at times
    it doesnt make sense
    we talked quite a while ago but if you would like to start talking again go ahead and PM me
     
  7. Marlyn

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    relationships are pissers. just go get laid ;P
     
  8. potsmokingnome

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    Please refrain from askin a hooker out! and I'm sure the stripper was just tryin to get you to pay for a lap dance lol maybe I'm wrong.
    Don't go crazy man...I've been there done that. I didn't loose my virginity untill I was 24, and I got so desperate that I got involved with the first chick that came along and showed interest. turned out she was a bit crazy, but hey i did get laid the second night! lol The relationship lasted maybe 3 weeks. Then the next relationship I dived in head first and got married to her after not even a year of being with her, and now suprise suprise 4 years later I'm getting a divorce (divorce is a bitch!) The morale of this story is; don't be in a rush to be caught up in a relationship, or askin random people out like crazy. If your a good lookin guy like you say, just be yourself and let shit happen. Its the forced and rushed shit that ends badly. Its all about the law of attraction, you get what you put out bud! If you ask people out like crazy your bound to get the crazy ones! lol
     
  9. GABoy

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    all very good avice
    relationships are not all that their cracked up to be either so be careful what you wish for
    instead, enjoy yourself, enjoy your buddies and enjoy your youth
    you cant replace your youth EVER so enjoy yourself and be confident about yourself and hat you want out of life
    be yourself because chicks dig that
    flirt
    flirt
    flirt
    the girls will come if you don't push it but the odds of dating a stripper are minimal and if you do, you sound the type that will be so jealous that she is stripping taht she will leave you and break your heart
    buck up, laddy, and keep your chin up
    live your life to its fullest
    travel if you can
    go rock climbing
    kyaking
    do outdoor things
    the more experiences you have the more you have to talk about and the easier it will be to talk to girls because you won't be thinking "what do I say?" instead you will be talking to your buds and a girl will hear you talking about a cool trip or something you are into and if she likes you even a little she will listen up and ask you questions THAT is the girl you want to date - NOT some stripper that is going give some guy a happy ending in the back room for $50...
     
  10. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    let them know you have cocaine, and have lots of it. you'll be dating a stripper in no time.
     

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