The Ultimate Real Superhero

Could be any guy in a super suit.

 

...or in disguise

 

underwear over pants qualifies too.

 

Only if said superhero lost a bet.

 

could said superhero wet willy the president and escape?

 

Only if he clicks his heels and repeats three times:
"There's no place like Nome, There's no place like Nome, There's no place like Nome" as specified by the Wizard of Odd.

 

this has inspired me to put a thong on over my pants and fight crime.

 

hell yea.

I suggest by putting all those pesky marijuana smokers into a concentration camp, we'll call it a joy camp. Can't have them eating cheetos and smiling while thinking about the origins of the universe... we need more of the people who only think about acquiring more worthless paper!

 

cranky...do you ever just not care? all the bullshit in the world...just let it go.