Give the person above you a backhanded compliment.

Not many straight men feel confident enough to wear capri cants.

 

Hey- you're one hell of a nice guy... looks aren't everything.

 

You have a really nice smile too bad thats the only good thing about you.

 

Your eyes are so pretty when you smile, I almost dont notice the way rest of you looks.

 

I really like your shoes do they come in normal sizes?

 

Those pants don't make your butt look any bigger than it always does.

 

it doesn't matter what you do with your hair you'll still look the same.

 

I'm certain that smell was here before you came. So it can't be you.

 

That bloodshot look really brings out the blue in your eyes.

 

You really make me feel intelligent especially when you talk.

 

I imagine you have a busy social life with those looks. A lot of girls need someone to make them feel pretty.

 

I really want to say that you're an attractive, interesting, and intelligent person but I just can't bring myself to do it.

 

You bring me great joy, when you leave.

 

you have a really nice house, you greedy bitch!

 

That's the nicest combover I've ever seen. It makes you look thinner.

 

You look great in hats, it's like you have a normal sized forehead.

 

I love your outfit guess Walmart had a sale this week.

 

You look great too, less butchy.

 

oh price check, i love your ass in those pants... i didn't know hotpants came in size 200

 

I commend you for hugging trees, but naked?! Ewww....