Where are my cookies?

My friend ate all my damn cookies last night. Who wants to take me to the store so I can buy some more? I'll buy you a bag, too.

 

i don't eat bagged cookies

i'll bring you to the store, then you will bake me some cookies and i'll allow you to have a some

 

I would have to get a hotel, too far for a oneway trip anymore for me, lol Besides I might get lost once I leave the interstate.

 

i'll bake some for ya if you stop by for tea...i need some company. : )

my cookies are much better than any store's, so its worth the walk from texas.

 

I need a cookie dispenser.

 

You know, I have been thinking cookies have been missing from my life.

 

i've eaten all the cookies

 

You're like some sort of dessert monster!

 

i'm the cookie monster
and pieman
and batman - i have things on my belt

 

Cookie Monster, we are sending you to Rehab. The world needs its cookies and you are just way too greedy.

 

rehab won't stop this

 

well, we just might have to kill you.

 

Haha, well, if I really wanted homemade, I'd just make my own. But it's more effort than going and buying some damn animal cookies with frosting. Or Oreos.

 

i'm batman

 

I should make cookies , but there's also a bakery right down my building. It's my latest discovery. It's funny because I walked passed it everyday, but it always had the door closed and I didnt know what it was, has no sign or anything, until one day the door was open and I saw people inside. Then I looked at all the yummy stuff, also the people there are so nice. I love them.

 

we can kill you in your sleep. After all, you are just a man.

 

you cannot kill pieman

 

we can eat pieman!

 

no, pieman eats you

 

ohh well :tongue: