Help me find a way to smoke

I got to my new school the other day and finally found a connect (i transferred here). anyhow, i just realized, i dont have anywhere to smoke it. i didnt bring my car up, and the suicide proof windows are bolted shut, so theyre only for the view. i brought up my bowl and my bong and i just picked up an eighth. at my last school last semester i had an appt and it didnt even cross my mind that it wouldnt be easy in a dorm. anyone have any suggestions?

 

outside?

 

So wait you are asking people where you can smoke sum bowls?

outside? aint rocket science.

 

The bong is a little large to be porting around. Get yourself a nice glass spoon or roll a jay and take a walk somewhere quiet. It really aint that hard. Depending on the consequences/attitude of the school, I might just try smoking in my room and blowing the smoke through a paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets.

 

we have smoke alarms in every room and they catch everything, even burnt popcorn. there is a lot of campus safety guys walking around outside constantly, so i dont wanna risk it. i was thinking maybe in the showers since the steam could hide the smell, and also use a spoof. either that or take small hits and hold em in till theres no smoke left to blow out. i dunno, i thought maybe someone has a similar situation and has a solution. plus its like 0 degrees outside so i dont wanna take a hike or anything. maybe ill have to get some papers to walk around with and pretend its a cig

 

umm take a walk?

 

steam wont hide the smell even a little bit.

the air will just be full of smoke and steam instead of just smoke.


its a TERRIBLE idea.


your best bet is learning to eat it, if you're super paranoid about being caught.

otherwise i suggest going outside with it.


also if you buy a GOOD vaporizer, that may help so long as you dont let it get too hot....when you take a hit from it, use a baffle and some ozium and there will be no smell.

should be fine if you're really careful with it, but some of those items are an investment.

just be careful. seriously, finding a park within walking distance is your best bet.

 

when i lived in the dorms, the smoke alarms we had were easily unplugged. but they never even detected any weed smoke anyways.

have you personally seen your smoke detector go off from burnt popcorn? and i take it there´s no screen for your window, so you cant even crack it open?

in your case, i would avoid the dorms AND anywhere on campus like the plague. smoke elsewhere. go for a cruise in a car and light up. or go for a hike.

think of the first three spots where you´d smoke on campus. congratulations, your campus police has already thought of those places and checks there regularly.

 

you could always duct tape a plastic bag over the smoke alarm, that problem has been solved

 

Unless you know someone with an appartment or a room in a frat house you need to get creative on a campus. Unless you get lucky you'll probably need to make a decent trip to get to a good spot.
DO NOT smoke in your room if it's not ventilated. I got busted last week when my fan didn't do its job. The cops have been cracking down like crazy on my campus and I'm the only person I know of who's been let off. I felt like the luckiest dumbass in the whole world but I would never ever want to go through that again.

 

fan + window + incense

 

make a spoof, or just take a little piece or joint with you and wander in the woods

 

im gonna try to find some woods or something near by. the windows are literally bolted shut. theres a handle to open them, but it doesnt do anything, cause theres rivets all around the outside, so you cant even nudge it open a little bit, its completely sealed closed. looks like its the freezing cold woods, and only at night for me until i make some friends and one with a car

 

Go to grab some food and smoke a Joint on the way.

 

LoL @ all these ideas. Seems like so much trouble to smoke some herb.

 

i cant get caught again, my parents will kill me.

 

I don't think it's that complicated, lol! I don't usually worry about being caught, but a dorm is probably a different story. Just go off campus, and you can smoke pretty much anywhere... Have fun!

 

when i lived in the dorms, i had the same problem. not too many smoker friends and no place to smoke. the place i wound up smoking at usually - turns out to be one of the worst spots to smoke because campus police checks there all the time. somehow, i never got caught.

one time in my dorm room, i was smoking with a fan in the window and with a sploof. i hear a knock on the door. it´s my neighbor telling me it reeks like pot smoke in the hallway and that I should probably disappear for an hour or two, in case the cops show up. i had a horrible draft coming INTO the room, which pushed all the smoke out into the hall. there´s just too many people crammed into too small of a space for someone else not to notice.

if you´re really hard-up for a place, use a dugout & one-hitter and become covert about HOW you smoke, not WHERE you smoke. just walk to someplace where you can see that there´s no one near you and smoke it as if it were a cigarette. as long as you dont act any differently, anyone watching will think it´s a cigarette. but then, you´re probably smoking in public places where there´s always the chance of someone noticing, but at least it´s not obvious that you´re "up to no good," like going off into the woods at night. just make sure John Q. Law isnt standing downwind.

 

i got desperate, i smoked in my room last night, just took medium sized hits and held em in thill there was not smoke left to blow out, my roomate got back and didnt even notice, i guess im gonna have to do that from now on.

 

if u want to use ur bong mabey put it in backpack or sumthing and go to a friends house or sum1 who wouldnt mind the smoke just a thought.