You can be my slave.

I'm offering one of you the chance to be my slave.

No, I won't have sex with you. That's not part of the deal. I will demand your service for a few errands, and in return, I will teach you things much more valuable then your job or education has.

I will only accept one on the merit of charecter, and possibly, who's heart weighs the most. Some surgery may be required.

Best of luck everyone.

 

And you must be....Ammut?

 

didn't i already win a date with lodui?....
although...i am a fan of the bdsm....ok sign me up

 

ammut is sooooo last year, it's ra all the way :H

 

no sex, no slavery. i have standards.

 

bitch please, isis is where its at.

 

Our date involves rough sex.

The slave offer involves my enlightement.

Both are very good offers.

 

yes well i already have the first one in the bag
i enjoy enlightenment, but can easily get that with a good hit of acid

isis is like sooo five years ago, ra is the man
the mother fucking sun god
come on

 

i don't like the sun, it burns my skin. if ra cuts down on the uv rays i might support him, but isis is my girl. i know if i ever get hacked up, she'll have my back and put me together again.

 

the sun + vitamin D = happiness
oh yeah :H
i eat my spinach in the sun
(or substitute spinach with another form of dark green vegetable)
oh yeah :H

 

Oh, you'll have to work for it.

And fuck Egypt.

 

fuck your mother

i don't have to work for anything, i gots crazy eyes

 

the egyptians had a goddess of beer. they're okay in my book.

 

That made me lawl out loud

 

I'm really talking about modern egypt. With there crazy blow stuff up women where bee keeper outfits god.

 

*wear

 

oh. yeah. fuck modern egypt.

 

and you never called her

 

course i never called her, that bitch gave me something
i'm still itchy down there

 

I'll still have rough sex with you. I'm a romantic.