Help with recipe!

i am in dire need of an appetizing tofu recipe! someone plz help me

 

This is the best in the world, Tofu chefs from around the world agree...

(1) Buy steak
(2) Heat up grill with apple wood chips
(3) Cook steak to medium rare
(4) add some grilled onions and mushrooms
(5) add some red peppers
(6) serve
Oh what to do with the tofu THROW IT AWAY!

 

Dude, your face is huge.

Anyhow...

I think that there's a food subforum somewhere here.

...and while on topic:

Tofu sucks.

 

Best advice I've heard all week.

 

haha i was thinkin the same bout my sign bout 2 change srry and tofu is bland im sure u can make it decent tho..

 

Its not a dude its a dude`et and the only way to make tofu taste unlike a block of vegan crap is to smother it in so much other stuff it no longer is the primary item of food. Yuk yuk yuk dont do it, nasty stuff. It will make your boobs fall off really check out the surgeon general, lol

 

there my ugly ass face is off

 

ugly face...no
just way large haha

put lots of hot sauce on the tofu i guess....

still, i dont' touch it

 

No not ugly, just mega sized image. Avoid that tofu I am telling ya it will kill ya.

 

well i bought the damn stuff dont wanna waste it now lol

 

crumble it up, marinate it in soy sauce. stir fry veggies until mostly done while boiling rice. add tofu with soy sauce to veggies, cook until fully done. add to rice.

 

well, hot sauce it up then

hot suace is great

 

yeah spicy is awesome.. is there other ways to preparing it besides stir fryin it?

 

hmmm....marinate it in bbq sauce, fry and serve with rice? idk. those are the only 2 ways i've ever made it. i'm sure you could find something on google.

 

Dont do it, look what happened to GreenFaerie! She once had long blonde hair and now its short and red, pictures dont lie, it did that to her. That TOFU is bad bad news.

 

Chocolate Tofu Pudding

 

hey, at least tofu gives you nice hair.

 

tofu isnt bad 4 u! goodness.. the chemicals and hormones in meat do harm u!! ok thank you guys 4 tryin 2 help its jus tuff tryin 2 find a decent tofu recipe. guess i will stick to the ol beans and whole grains

 

I dont buy my steaks from no stinkin store I am allowed to shoot mine and I even get to pick it out when its a baby!

 

yummy. maybe my hair will turn purple and crimped if i eat it.

this i must try.