Buy This Man A....

Goat.

That's all I ever really wanted anyway. What would you like someone to buy you, and if you like a goat as well, which color??

 

the color is not important....as long as it is a goat that can be milked...i'd be one happy camper....

 

why get a goat when you could get a camel?

 

those little pygmy goats are soo cute..

i'll take any goat.. and a pig and a bunny

 

Oh....have you ever seen fainting goats?

Fainting Goats

 

i dont know what to think of the fainting goats, i dont know if id want an animal that faints everytime it gets startled

 

i want one of those genetically engineered ones that produces silk in its milk...i want to weave me a silky milky pair of trousers...

 

they dont faint,
their legs lock up...

 

I'm a big fan of exploding dynamite chewing goats, ala Andy Griffith Show, circa 1964

 

i'd love me some fainting goats. seriously though, what the hell purpose did that serve in nature?

 

Lol. I thought you needed one because you were planning on going to live on an uninhabited island.

 

i want a kitten that never grows up to become a cat. i would want it to be small and fuzzy and helpless forever, so i could coddle it and carry it around with me in my pocket.

 

our neighbors kept loads of goats and sheep. the baby sheep were really fun, but the ewes were horrible. however, those goats were the coolest ever. there was a baby goat that used to come up into my landry room and camp out in my pile of laundry. man, they're cool.

 

I got a goat for christmas. I named him Albus.








It was one of those charity presents. :tongue:

 

I want a baby goat. They're awesome. Haha.

 

you can do this

Bonsai Kitty

 

I used to think that shit was real !!

 

Don't give me any ideas.

 

if you were from my country then you'd automatically assume the title of this thread was going to say, Buy this man a New.

 

we have 2 black male pigmys we will give away to anyone willing to come get them....