Other than pot...

Okay, so I'm gonna be smokin' for the first time quite soon. Until then, my friend told me two things to try. He said Oregano, even though it's used to dupe pot smokers, will actually get you (kinda sorta really weak-ass) high. True or false?

He also suggested poppy seeds. True or false?
I found some recipe somewhere for some poppyseed tea that "Dude, I guarantee this will fuck you up." Not sure I believe that either...

Anyway, until I can smoke some weed, I wanna know if this stuff works.

Anybody have any knowledge in the area?

 

admit it,, your 13 right???

 

None of that stuff will be worth it at all, just get a bag.

 

what he says.

 

False... why do you have to smoke something first??? In preperation? Just smoke a cigarette or something if that's what you want to do. People don't smoke oregano or poppy seeds hahaha... maybe nutmeg, but I don't think that's a very good idea either.

 

Actually poppy seeds do something. After all it's from poppies most opiates come from.

 

false...just get some buds

 

Poppy seeds arent half ass, just look up online for a poppy seed tea recipe. It's like a strong opiate buzz, but it only lasted 15min for me. Its really not worth the trouble.

 

actually that sounds quite nice. Sometimes short & sweet is the ticket.

for the OP - just smoke the weed. & here's the advice i wish somone had told me when I first started - stop when you're as high as you want to be - don't oversmoke, and two - don't smoke every day - space it out. The high you get when you first start is really special - if you take up smoking everyday you lose that sooner. You might have noticed a *lot* of people write into this forum like this:

"I've been smoking every day for two years and it just isn't the same" either they smoke a lot & they dont get high, or they are having a bad high.

 

you've been called out. confess.

 

none of that will work just smoke the weed and enjoy that first high connect with yourself and if you like it keep smoking not everyday though and you need no preperations other than that you are in a place where you can easily get caught like a house or something and that if you freak out your friend will help you and not just laugh at you other than that have a great time!

 

I knew a kid who tried smoking peanut shells in computer paper because someone told him he'd get high.
Why not just wait for the weed? If its your first time, theres a good chance you might not get high anyway. Maybe your friend wanted you to smoke those things to get your lungs used to smoking first?

 

smoke some salvia d. it's just like weed but much more chill.

 

yea man its just like weed

 

def. plus it's legal and weed isn't, therefore it can't be that strong.

 

lol

 

oh how can you prepare for weed lol? it's the chillest and probably one of the least intense highs out there.

 

lmao. or you know, you can always smoke some DMT, short buzz, super chill, and can be made from legal supplies. Smooth alternative if ya ask me

 

I'd suggest heroin or crack..

 

hmn and i always thought of salvia as intense, maybe because of all the trip reports...

salvia being legal and pot not are 2 completely diff things imo