Conversation starters?

I'm really shitty at making good small talk. Good conversation starters, anyone?

 

i walk up to people and ask them "hey ya know i'm in the mood for black tar heroin, how bout you?"
that has brought me some really good relationships
or at least like 4

 

"So, I was fucking the shit out of your boyfriend last night and..."

that always seems to get em going

 

"bitch please."

 

Haha, well, considering this is the RT forum I figured this would make a pretty good thread.

 

i don't know about those two but i was being completely serious
i've started conversations with people like that
it's fun


i'm not good with small talk, i've learned to be really weird and random from my brother

 

I oft bring up my scars to strangers. It's much more intresting then talking about the weather.

 

"whats yo sign??"

"hey you look familiar!"

"i like your shirt/hat/shoes/whatever"

"didnt you go to <insert name of high school>??"

i could go on for days!

 

bad. ass. spence

 

hey! you.

 

or ask for a smoke and/or light, if you smoke that is

 

i actually carry a lighter just for that purpose

 

I once told a dreaded fellow that "dreads make my heart explode" which proceeded a steamy make out session. lol!

 

I'm lost. I don't find it easy to start conversations, but when they have started I can talk. Over here almost every conversation start with one of two questions.

"Have you eaten yet?"
"Where are you going?"

It was kinda weird at first, going to a shop to buy some cigarettes and the seller saying, "Have you eaten yet?"

 

When I'm in a talkative mood...I'm the worst person to have a personal conversation around because I but right in and throw my opinions all over the place. SPLAT!! That's my $.02 all over the place

 

hey
been trying to meet you
hey
must be a devil between us
or whores in my head
whores at the door
whores in my bed
but hey
where
have you
been if you go i will surely die
we're chained