So... my cousin had to leave for a bit, and left me with her bong and three bowls. I was already blazed, but the first bowl went swimmingly. Then, tragedy struck. I had the second bowl in my hand, placed that bowl in the chamber, where the water goes... I went to roast it and nothing was in the stem, and it was a complete buzz kill when I realized the horrible thing I had done. I'm going to tell my cousin on my death bed.
One time i got hit with a beer bottle and had a blackeye and a fucked up nose. So i went to my bestfriends the next day and he said i could take bong rips all day since i was all mest up. But when i took my first ripper my nose started to gush blood and i got blood all over the place:in the bong,all over the couch and all over me. It sucked!!!
