My good hand has a big bandaid on it, so i cant... and my other hand is too much work. There used to be this girl that would take care of this stuff for me, but not any more
Dude just make a shirt that says exactly what your thread title says, fuck there will be at least one girl who will take care of you and if not then sell the shirts, fuck people would buy that shit...though now you may have to beat me to it =)