It's A Shit Business:

About eight months ago, I nearly got into a band who've now had a UK Top40 with their first single. I really need to learn to be nice to musicians.

 

Which band?

 

The Departure. It wasn't them, but two of the guys were putting a band together, it didn't work out, next thing I know they've formed the Departure and are signed for shitloads of money.

I'm not bitter though, wasn't really what I wanted to do.

 

Man, I feel that, my old punk band reformed and got picked up for Warped Tour next year.

 

"Grew a moustache and a mullet, got a job at Chic Folay
Citing artistic differences the band broke up in may
And in june reformed without me and they got a different name
I nuked another Grandma's apple pie and hung my head in shame" - BF5.

 

I used to be the bong player for Cypress Hill...until they found out I didn't really inhale. I knew I shouldn't have listened to Nancy Reagan........