Noobs!

So I want to hear all your noob stories, about your first time or noobs you've smoked with, when you're smoking you just hate most noobs but in the ed you look back and just laugh

Here's one:

So I ask my friend who's a sophomore and i am a junior to find a noob in one of the lower classes, so he finds this one kid who's supposedly smoked a time or two and he does smoke cigarettes. So we go to "the neighborhood" after school and smoke, but on the way he was picking out the "seeds and stems", but i am pretty sure he picked out more than just that. Then after we smoke we just start driving around and he's in the front passenger seat and is trying to describe this high. And he keeps saying "when does this high end" and me and my buddy were messing with him saying "yeah, it usually last 2 or 3 days" and he was all freaked that he might forget what he learned in school that day. Then we went to his house to meet up with two of my friends to smoke more, he goes inside and after like 10 minutes he hasn't come out so we just split and me and my three friends go and smoke a few bowls, then come back and wait a little and he finally comes back not noticing how long we were gone. We were all saying we were going to the school concert as a front for our parents, but he thought we were actually going, so he starts saying he needs to "freshen up" by brushing his teeth and shit. So we found ourselves in another neighborhood and we were all smoking cigs outside and he was talking to his mom so we all surround him and start hitting him, and he barely defended himself, and after he got off the phone he was like "dude why did you try to kill me"

Now he's all gay around my friend for some reason, the other day as me and some of my buds were walking out of school he yells "gonna go have a good time?" then one of my friends says "just gonna go "freshen up""


So please share all your noob stories! maybe later i will post my first time i was a complete noob.

 

me and a few friends were smoking this really good stuff, and with us was one of my friends who doesn't smoke very much. he was tripping out and is like 'dude i think those red hairs in that weed is salvia, cause i'm tripping out.' it was pretty funny cause he just gets really stoned easily, so he must have been really baked cause he thought he was tripping..

i can't think of many other noob stories. sometimes they just act really dumb and say stupid shit...but lots of times it's pretty funny.

 

Ages ago I got real stoned, and I heared a knock on the door, so I went and answered it and it was this fedex delivery guy who had a package for my dad, who was away at the time. So he wanted me to sign the package and I asked- Should I sign my dads signature?, he was like wtf and then I remebered that would be forgery, so I signed my own.

Not really a noob story but funny at the time.

 

your not cool.

 

I second this.

 

yeah you sound more like an insecure kid and or douche

 

My first time smoking I tried to hit it with matches lol...

 

I love popping pot cherry. Its always fun because you end up being stupid silly with the new guy. Its almost like the newbie giggle bug is contagious.

When i first started smoking in HS, my best friend blasted himself in the eyes with febreeze. It all happened in slow motion as i watched him spray himself and fall to the ground. After I was done laughing, I got him some water to rinse his eyes.

A few years ago in college, I smoked up a good buddy who had been holding out because his GF didn't want him to. it turns out, she was smoking all along. Anyway, We took a walk and he was really stoned. We passed a fence with one of those plastic owls to scare off pigeons. He asked if he could touch it and I said "sure" not really getting what he was doing. He crouched down, snuck up on it, and grabbed it. When he realized it was fake, he cracked up and I cracked up realizing how lit he was.

 

Im glad we are in aggreeance.

 

Well I was talking about the original poster, kind of adding on to the seconding thing. But thanks anyways

P.S Kind of incredible how you got so much information from just one sentence.

 

haha aaah man, first few times i smoked ...
first time i got 0.5g < igot ripped off by a kid at school. anyway, i got a a few sheets from him .haha this is so funny remember right now being baked, shit xD anyway, i coudnt, neither 2 of my friends @ the time, one wanted to toke same as me, other came to just keep company. so were on th bus, and i was just so excited , i didnt give a fuck at that point. i remember rolling my first J on the bus to the place we would blaze @, i just sat there with a maths book on my lap, the bud i didnt even break up, i just ripped it in slightly smaller chunks. rolled it with no roacch or anything. haha it was right off this high street, quete obivous. me and a m8 toked it to the death, didnt get hugh. so in a few hours of walking/phoning/walking, got another kid to sell some. there were 4 of who smoked and a bunch more that didnt. so we rolled 4 joints smoked em, i was coughing like hell , dropping the spliffs and shit , only the 2 other guys got high, not us. so after an hour or so we leave, then theres just us 2 because others went home also. now it had been an extremely hot day, i was quete tired, we rolled the small bits of bud left, smoked it and again no high < my m8 claims tho that this time he was stoned, i waited with him for the bus and it was really funny seein him talk shit . yea im thinking im immune to thc, and kind of given up on the idea. next morning on the school bus (yeah thats right xD double decker hotbox) i got alot of puffs from 2 joints going round with the guys from last night < still nothing, i was deffo not thinking id get high, so i just kept taking puffs and passing.


bus drives on for 10min, im looking outside whole time, i dont remember what i was thinking i was just there. bus gets to skl, and im the last one to get up.... and almost collapse, so eah i can barely stand straight or walk, got to mirror and i looked yellow as fuck, haha like the simpsons almost. i started asking the othe stoners if i looked yellow, they were like dude dude wtf ur gonna get us busted (teachers walking past allover) ok lessons began and shit man, thats when i was feeling it.... it was amazing - just the thoughts, i felt in balance kind of. few hours later im fine, just thinking about the experience i had, wanting to go again - so bought my first own 1/10 that night, got highly ripped, had munchies, learned to roll better and was just lovin MJ, and i was 13 i think

took 2 days

 

ohhhhh sorry that was my wrong.
Edited.

 

this is such a perfect thing to happen when your baked...cause there is some times where i smoke and i get real snail brained(what i call "simple minded) And could imagaine my self getting stoned and watching the angry beavers and then some unexpected person knocks at your door and your stoned and you dont know why the fuck hes there or how to handle that person. I always think thats gonna happen when im high but it doesnt thats why i so easily imagined this..idk.im stoned now.i just got done bonding with my mom i had to toke up she expected me to sit though rattottoui(she is watching my neice for the weekend and monday)..wtf...

o this is a preety stupid post..the starter as young as myself and could only imagine why youd post something like this...he needs stories to tell about doing drugs cause he doesnt do them...idk..chill dude your not that old.

 

bump

 

A couple times when I've been REALLY stoned and smoking from a bowl with a carb I've put my mouth on the carb end, and tried lighting the bowl! hahaha, and then I realize what I'm doing, and I'm like what the fuck!

I think it's more of a really stoned thing than a noob thing though. Cause it still happens every once in awhile.

 

hang on, you decided to beat up a younger kid who was freaking out because of he was worried about th effects of the weed on his memory?

jeez man, every1 was a noob once. wat the fuck is wrong with you?

 

i have got to admit I didnt get high the first time either, nor the second (although I think i doubt i got a good hit at all) it took me alot of practice to really figure out how to take a proper hit. I remember the first time I was like wtf this is bs. When I gave it another real try I got high as a mofo.

What was REAL nice about my experiance is that I started on a rather large bong with a ice catcher so it was nice cool hits for me, after I moved away I had to use a small one hitter.. omg that shit fucking sux compared. Anyway one time I got in a car super high and I was amazed at how the road looked at night, I felt like everything was in ultra slow motion, I think i laughed for like 5 mins straight.

I was INCREDIBLY paranoid, which kinda ties in with that earlier post about being afraid to answer the door. Ive learned that just calming down and concentrating and focusing and remebering that THEY DONT KNOW YOUR HIGH (Omg thats the hardest lol) really helps and always say your really tired and have allergys, works everytime nobodys gonna mess with you. Also remember that most people really dont give a shit, just dont ever carry it on you or in your car unless your really good at it. If you dont have anything on you, you really dont have anything to worry about exept enjoying the trip.

Recently my wife just got high the first real time, and she freaked the hell out, she started crying and saying she couldnt stop this and that and just going on about how horrible it was, as soon as we got outside she started to laugh for a good 3 mins, then she was ok, apart from high paranoia, shes alot better now.

 

so this one time im sitting home stoned off my ass and got a wicked munchie attack so i called for some delivery. it was a combination plate thing with like onion rings and mozzeralla sticks and whatever. so anyway, i get it and i look inside and its all french fries i call and im like wtf you kno wheres my food...so they bring me the food i orderd and i open both boxes and realized they gave me all the stuff i wanted in the first one it was just burried under the french fries and since its all the same color i didnt see it..i couldnt really see (it was a good high) i felt like such a noob, best munchies i ever had though!

 

^What does that have to do with being a noob????

 

The first time my friend bought a bag she said "The guy said we're supposed to break it up....how?" and then she grabs a rock and starts grinding at the weed with it from the outside of the plastic baggie. I told her you can just use your fingers and she was like "Oh, duh."