mom surprised me, drug testing in next 2 hours!

and i smoked yesterday...good stuff too

fuck im trying to drink alot of water, piss that all out

then cranberry juice it so my pee is yellow then im taking the test and adding 2 or more drops of bleach and some water

fuck fuck fuck

 

Why are parents so stupid these days, why do they tell their kids when they are doing drug tests lol.... I would just go up to them and say alright piss in this cup ur getting drug tested buddy. (well he has to wait until he is at least 16)

 

i told her i just peed

 

Well, if there's no way around the test, tell her the truth.

 

I agree with Astro on this one... If you have one in two hours, you cannot pass one anyways (without a detox kit).

 

lol and she believed you? even if you did im sure anyone could still squeeze out enough for the test

 

what a bitch

 

I remember my mom tested me 2-3 days after I quit smoking when I was 15 or 16. I was smoking 5-7 times a week before I quit too. I just drank A TON of water and ran some, so Im sure I sweated some out. It was probably a cheap home test kit, but somehow I passed that shit. Just drink a ton of water and stall as much as you can. Try to get your pee completely clear and then take it. If its a home tester, it may be cheap so you may be able to pass it. Otherwise get a detox at your local pipe shop. Good luck.

 

or just smoke some crack so your mom is relieved to find that you quit crack and are only smoking weed now

 

Yeah... That'll work.

 

So what was the result?

 

execution

 

I wager he didn't make it.

 

I took a drug test really high one day and I was supposed to be posative for just about everything and I ended up being negative for everything! I don't know if it will work for you, but it sooo worked for me

 

seems like a sound strategy.

 

Ha he got busted I bet
Just mix it with warm water

theres 2 lines in a standard cheap test
one shows its urine other appears if there is NO weed
if you only have 1 line your outta luck

I got tested once, smoked heavy like every day just before 1.5 weeks before the test
I passed

 

she was like "i cant figure it out so ill do it some other time"
now my dad came back from vacation and its sunday

ive quit since last time (a week ago)
im hoping theyll give it to me today and ill pass

 

duude good luck

 

yeah man hope you get off

 

no offense but your moms a dumbass.... telling you she giving you a drugtest then giving you a few days lol well do this some other time